Best Conjugate Poems

The Pyrex Question

All my life I have been quite confused.
My concern is the brand name Pyrex.
At the start I was glad, quite enthused.
It's clear to...

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Thru horrendous acts of lore within the aperture of the Earth’s core
Lays Evil of a wrathful whore to which you find stimulating and abhor
Within frozen...

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I challenged you, and you finally took the bait.
This was a battle that I had to instigate.
But, you only came when I gave you a...

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The wolves awake; beware the great deception.
The vampires' conjugate conception.
Witches gather with their brew,
Tyrants in their coup.
Surrender-
Due!
Pretender…
Cunning treasons thru,
Edict illusions will spew.
Ignominious of inception,
The wolves...

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I'm on top of the world looking in
But in the heavens it's no wind
I sit an meditate 
While my soul gravitates
Million thoughts an a billion...

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Her embedded dialect,
Savored

I become a speechless stanza,
Craving her conjugated inhales

Hopped up grins,
Engorge momentary lapse of pre-judgments

Grandfathered seconds pass my retinas with
3rd eye epiphanies, 
As she...

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A summer Saturday night brings them all out grates shining
spit polished chrome, driven by bald men with pates shining.

Candy apple red antique corvettes with white...

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She said she prefers humor
In a man.  I am no Shakespeare
But I know how to conjugate
With knack and with wit, even
The occasional split infinitive:
To...

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Such an invasion will not go unavenged-

I will render my prostate prostrate

Lest my humor become unhinged

It so betrays my desire to micturate, yea even to...

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My desert I-land is a great place to be.
Would you care to peruse this brochure?
But even with the Bible and Shakespeare,
my eight favourite gramophone records,
and...

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Dreams, an entryway to celestial exploration
Out of body we penetrate through meditation
The subconscious rises to visit lost loved ones 
With star smiles that through seams...

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Am I not a dimly lit candle?
Left without such handle...to bare the winter cometh,
Arise and let thy spirit conjugate...from those who magistrate,
And take thee to...

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Disturb A Verb

What if I were to conjugate a verb
Was wrong and many did disturb
Adverbs and adjectives not properly apply
People started asking for reason why.

How...

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Under a thatch of welded grasses
Beneath the sentry trees and singing birds
A seven decade muse sits on a naked earth
Drunk by the tunes of choir...

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Always do they eat
Never have they eaten
They do not conjugate
Verbs that make them thicken...

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