Some Adjectives Can Be So Possessive

My desert I-land is a great place to be. Would you care to peruse this brochure? But even with the Bible and Shakespeare, my eight favourite gramophone records, and a limitless supply of needles, not everything is kosher. If you're feeling lonely, how about me coming over to you-land, or if you like, you can visit me-land On second thoughts, I'd better visit you-land first, As in the second person you can't tell nominative from accusative. In any case, we can always practise the dative, or conjugate in the first person plural. We'll see I to I, I'm sure. Then we can go on trips to him- and her-land, and even to the continental them-land (if you can stand the crowds). But if you come over to me-land, I'll show you all the tourist sights. Don't believe those silly stories about swamps, shark-infested bays, and so on. Lies, I tell you, lies! Mind you, I can't promise fair weather all the time. If the wind's in the wrong direction, you might imagine you're getting the whiff of an imaginary swamp. Lies, I say! Can I interest you in a colour brochure? Visit my sunny I-land--excuse the slip--visit me-land. Some adjectives can be so possessive. Envoi There's no need to get tense about the future. After the conjugation and--excuse my grammar-- things copulative are past, and we are no longer active, let us, the redundant, decline in the imperfect, and dream of a promised land, beyond the gloaming, where the sea ends in the infinitive.