Best Cockamamie Poems

n a life with many valleys
and a few mountaintops
Alvin has met many people
he thought were normal 
and others he thought not.
If a man enjoys people
their stars shine in the sky  
from different angles.
They are all wonderful,
Alvin tells everyone.

For years he's asked doctors 
where on...

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Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche 
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros 
(????) cow licked
country bumpin videlicet hick
bullied who consider me 
on account of a dinky dick.

Me primate chronological
adolescent and emerging adult age evinced
no whoa Biblical flood
thru microsoft...

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