Best Clippers Poems

Silent grass clippers
 Why must lawn movers make such a noise?
Why do people with a garden seek to make an outdoor carpet?
Why people seek to make lawns look like an arrested childhood?
We can understand football stadiums, the ball runs faster
and the players do not stub...

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To you, I say,
				"Clip away! Shop
				today and save."

				But please don't be
				like Wren. See her
				folly and learn.

				Big clipper Wren
				will spend ten on
				gas--then save two.


February 20, 2016...

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the group,some chicken soup.the loop i was on.busted lawns with a fawn.she said she fed 
while i was in bed.letters in the head turn,lovers learn how to spell burn with lips quiver.i did 
not give her directions to infections,but yea,she found mine,floating lost land mines...

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toe nail clipper? she asks. I laugh and scoff.
It’ll take a jackhammer to get these nails off.
They are thick, gristly, harder than a screw.
What about sheep shears? Asks my cousin Lou.

She does not have nails like these wretched claws.
I change the batteries in both of...

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