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Rock,,,Paper,,,Scissors

Rock :) paper (: scissors

I got a rock in my hand.
Holding it as tight as I can!
No I won't let this go!
This is 3 wins in a row!
Next time don't pick scissors man!
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My paper covered your rock.
You still keep talking lots of crock.
Your crying for another round.
In this one you lay paper down.
Scissors cut paper you silly jock!
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Rock breaks scissors, 
Paper dolls made from clippers. 
Get rid of the smelly fishes 
I win your doing dishes 
Easy to predict your butter fingers.

by;p.d.

Copyright © Poet Destroyer A | Year Posted 2011

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Skat A Date: 2/4/2016 11:00:00 PM i win **SKAT** Login to Reply

Maurice Yvonne Date: 9/18/2014 5:45:00 PM Too funny, the first one got me rolling. Login to Reply

Bukang Liwayway Date: 1/10/2013 5:42:00 AM This poem makes me smile dear PD. I like it! just stopping by to say Hello :) Have a blessed day always! :) Login to Reply

Jon A Cavanaugh Date: 12/10/2012 10:00:00 PM LOL, enjoyed this fun poem. And it appears you are a master at the game "Rock, Paper, Scissors" as well. Just enjoying some of your earlier writes. Login to Reply

Frank Polgar Date: 11/4/2012 7:21:00 AM Ha! Ha! Really enjoyed this humourous poem. Looking forward to reading more. Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 7/2/2012 9:27:00 AM lol, I remembered these but still had a chuckle Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/21/2012 8:25:00 PM Here are some of your best limericks for the funny in them!! PD, thanks for my win in your Father's Day contest, if I forgot to say it! Login to Reply

Germaine Elliott Date: 11/16/2011 6:00:00 AM This truly brought back memories of my childhood and 3 our 5 wins for chores...!! truly enjoyed this!!! thank you for the reminder of a wonderful memory Login to Reply

Honestly J.T. Date: 8/3/2011 7:28:00 PM interesting write. Login to Reply

Billy Thekidster Date: 7/27/2011 7:26:00 PM ROCK, -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= .. PAPER, -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= .. SCISSORS, -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... I'm a man of few words. Nuff said. -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ....-=.TheKidsterWasHere.-= ...-= . Login to Reply

Judy Ball Date: 7/17/2011 12:20:00 PM Very cute my friend. Sounds like a brother and sister arguing over who does the dishes. Or is it a husband and wife? lol Great job,, God Bless, JB Login to Reply

Charles Smith Date: 7/3/2011 12:01:00 AM ha! very entertaining XD when i first started on poetry soup, i only had time to read your slams. its good to know that you did something different. liked it alot. Login to Reply

Laura Breidenthal Date: 7/2/2011 9:21:00 PM GUN-BAM! I win!!! hehehe Great poem! Always, Laura Login to Reply

Gert W. Knop Date: 6/25/2011 4:45:00 AM Enjoyed your Limericks, p.d. and hope you're doing fine. Have a great weekend, Gert:) Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 6/24/2011 9:33:00 AM YOO HOO Where are u ??? PD my BFF?? missing u much.. kitten shopping..house hunting.. even puppy hunting as alternative to kitten this time.. my shepherd puppy won't like that ..hoho..let me know how u are my friend..luv..luv.. Login to Reply

John Aaron Green Date: 6/22/2011 8:17:00 PM just wanted to say hi,,,,,,hope you are doing well, my friend...... Login to Reply

Elizabeth Bark Date: 6/22/2011 7:06:00 PM that is so cute! i love rock paper scissors! i used to play that with my friends when i was little haha....no matter how mch i play i wouldve never thought of something like that!! well done! lizzy b=) Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 6/21/2011 4:48:00 AM hello PD my BFF and where u been luv? I just read Gary's entry too and we are at his table ..how cute.. how clever of him to include the best ones..haha..hope all is well with u my friend.. and u are enjoying life..luv.. your BFF still house hunting and kitten hunting too..oh.. Login to Reply

Jslambert Mister Roboto Date: 6/21/2011 1:11:00 AM RO- SHAM - BO is what we used to call it. This reminds me of the many wars I've lost at that dirty little game of cheaters! ha....I',m just a sore loser... Hey I followed you on blogger, or it may have been google b/c I saw you on there when I was lookin up something from Dr. Ram. Take care and keep the works flowin yo! I GOT Paper this time,,,Don;t cut me :) Login to Reply

Dinda Minardi Date: 6/20/2011 8:09:00 AM This is entertaining P.D. Well written and creatively presented... ;) Login to Reply

Sean Kelly Date: 6/20/2011 1:38:00 AM Hi PD , thanks for stopping by and your kind words . + " ROCK SOLID , POET DESTROYER : WHO'S AS HOT AS VOLCANIC FIRE : TOOK SOME PAPER AND CLIPPERS : TO CUT SWEET FISHY KIPPERS : AN ASSIGNMENT FOR MY DEEP FAT FRIER . So , write onnnnnnnn , PD ..... Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 6/19/2011 4:10:00 PM I have already submitted my poem in Rondeau Redouble. Now can I submit three haiku? thanks Login to Reply

Sidney Hall Mad Poet Date: 6/19/2011 5:07:00 AM I like it Girl. I think I'll have to attempt it and write one meself XXX Login to Reply

Katherine Stella Date: 6/19/2011 4:51:00 AM holy wow and got assignment will post right away thanks dear one and rock on with your poetry loved the read also Login to Reply

Michael J. Falotico Date: 6/19/2011 4:43:00 AM Sorry P.D my friend are dragging me out to the Golf course all day , don't think I will have time to sit and write for yor contest.. Im sure it will fill up fast, promose to make your next one...hugs Michael Login to Reply

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