Poet Destroyer A Poet Limerick

Rock,,,Paper,,,Scissors

Rock :) paper (: scissors

I got a rock in my hand.
Holding it as tight as I can!
No I won't let this go!
This is 3 wins in a row!
Next time don't pick scissors man!
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My paper covered your rock.
You still keep talking lots of crock.
Your crying for another round.
In this one you lay paper down.
Scissors cut paper you silly jock!
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Rock breaks scissors, 
Paper dolls made from clippers. 
Get rid of the smelly fishes 
I win your doing dishes 
Easy to predict your butter fingers.

by;p.d.

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Skat A February 4, 2016 at 11:00 PM i win **SKAT**

Maurice Yvonne September 18, 2014 at 5:45 PM Too funny, the first one got me rolling.

Bukang Liwayway January 10, 2013 at 5:42 AM This poem makes me smile dear PD. I like it! just stopping by to say Hello :) Have a blessed day always! :)

Jon A Cavanaugh December 10, 2012 at 10:00 PM LOL, enjoyed this fun poem. And it appears you are a master at the game "Rock, Paper, Scissors" as well. Just enjoying some of your earlier writes.

Frank Polgar November 4, 2012 at 7:21 AM Ha! Ha! Really enjoyed this humourous poem. Looking forward to reading more.

Jack Horne July 2, 2012 at 9:27 AM lol, I remembered these but still had a chuckle

Andrea Dietrich June 21, 2012 at 8:25 PM Here are some of your best limericks for the funny in them!! PD, thanks for my win in your Father's Day contest, if I forgot to say it!

Germaine Elliott November 16, 2011 at 6:00 AM This truly brought back memories of my childhood and 3 our 5 wins for chores...!! truly enjoyed this!!! thank you for the reminder of a wonderful memory

Honestly J.T. August 3, 2011 at 7:28 PM interesting write.

Billy Thekidster July 27, 2011 at 7:26 PM ROCK, -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= .. PAPER, -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= .. SCISSORS, -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... I'm a man of few words. Nuff said. -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ...-= ...-=...-= --= ... -= ....-=.TheKidsterWasHere.-= ...-= .

Judy Ball July 17, 2011 at 12:20 PM Very cute my friend. Sounds like a brother and sister arguing over who does the dishes. Or is it a husband and wife? lol Great job,, God Bless, JB

Charles Smith July 3, 2011 at 12:01 AM ha! very entertaining XD when i first started on poetry soup, i only had time to read your slams. its good to know that you did something different. liked it alot.

Laura Breidenthal July 2, 2011 at 9:21 PM GUN-BAM! I win!!! hehehe Great poem! Always, Laura

Gert W. Knop June 25, 2011 at 4:45 AM Enjoyed your Limericks, p.d. and hope you're doing fine. Have a great weekend, Gert:)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart June 24, 2011 at 9:33 AM YOO HOO Where are u ??? PD my BFF?? missing u much.. kitten shopping..house hunting.. even puppy hunting as alternative to kitten this time.. my shepherd puppy won't like that ..hoho..let me know how u are my friend..luv..luv..

John Aaron Green June 22, 2011 at 8:17 PM just wanted to say hi,,,,,,hope you are doing well, my friend......

Elizabeth Bark June 22, 2011 at 7:06 PM that is so cute! i love rock paper scissors! i used to play that with my friends when i was little haha....no matter how mch i play i wouldve never thought of something like that!! well done! lizzy b=)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart June 21, 2011 at 4:48 AM hello PD my BFF and where u been luv? I just read Gary's entry too and we are at his table ..how cute.. how clever of him to include the best ones..haha..hope all is well with u my friend.. and u are enjoying life..luv.. your BFF still house hunting and kitten hunting too..oh..

Jslambert Mister Roboto June 21, 2011 at 1:11 AM RO- SHAM - BO is what we used to call it. This reminds me of the many wars I've lost at that dirty little game of cheaters! ha....I',m just a sore loser... Hey I followed you on blogger, or it may have been google b/c I saw you on there when I was lookin up something from Dr. Ram. Take care and keep the works flowin yo! I GOT Paper this time,,,Don;t cut me :)

Dinda Minardi June 20, 2011 at 8:09 AM This is entertaining P.D. Well written and creatively presented... ;)

Sean Kelly June 20, 2011 at 1:38 AM Hi PD , thanks for stopping by and your kind words . + " ROCK SOLID , POET DESTROYER : WHO'S AS HOT AS VOLCANIC FIRE : TOOK SOME PAPER AND CLIPPERS : TO CUT SWEET FISHY KIPPERS : AN ASSIGNMENT FOR MY DEEP FAT FRIER . So , write onnnnnnnn , PD .....

Dr.Ram Mehta June 19, 2011 at 4:10 PM I have already submitted my poem in Rondeau Redouble. Now can I submit three haiku? thanks

Sidney Hall Mad Poet June 19, 2011 at 5:07 AM I like it Girl. I think I'll have to attempt it and write one meself XXX

Katherine Stella June 19, 2011 at 4:51 AM holy wow and got assignment will post right away thanks dear one and rock on with your poetry loved the read also

Michael J. Falotico June 19, 2011 at 4:43 AM Sorry P.D my friend are dragging me out to the Golf course all day , don't think I will have time to sit and write for yor contest.. Im sure it will fill up fast, promose to make your next one...hugs Michael

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