Best Cheque Poems

Divinely bequeathed a blank-cheque-Jackpot; in your 
   possession is the golden ticket

   Sadly, many fail to decode it's often unglammed seed
   Just as one person may look at a pile of stone and
   merely see stone, another...

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Cheque please


You are better than me,
You are quicker than me,
You are more intelligent than me,
Or is it I?  See?
I am worse than you at everything that I do.
I want a vindaloo, but it is three in the morning,
And when I should be snoring, I...

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Cheque please

If you will

Garcon

I have waited longer enough

And if my blind date

Bye some miracle 

Does at some point

Eventually finally arrive

And asks did I 

Leave you a message

In order to pass on

And give to him

Please won't you tell him this

Time waits 

For No Man

Especially 1 

Who...

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Please" A Big No!"to contract 
That would Shaolin kicks attract,
From a modest aim detract;
Flow of air slow down in tract.

"No"to cheques you never checked;
Much like grains hens never pecked,
Post-dated cheques quick dreams wrecked
And issuer's good name staked...

And -yes- endorsements: thumbprint
For eyes with mistrustful glint
Staring at...

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