Best Cheney Poems

...Clinton's Inauguration 1993

You were so beautiful, Maya
Standing in front of the
President and the First Lady


I didn’t really understand
Your Pulse Of Morning 
Presidential inauguration p......

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...(Updated in such form that Cole Porter would sue)
 
[Intro]

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since Nixon got the shock 
When he crashed on Daley’s bloc
If today
Any shoc......

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...Barack Obama!
Stop the drama!
Dick Cheney
You make it rainy!
Britney Spears
brings me beers
One size fits em
said Ashley Simpson ;)
stop the hate
of Bill Gates
Its Mrs Gates
who fluctuates......

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...I still believe all politicians are not liars and dishonest
Though it is difficult to find those are consistently so
Those who will face harsh realities on election day
Dishonest peers......

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...Just a Thought......20 below can be a temp......20 below can also " tempt"

Sometimes we have a life long dream...

but not sure where to start....

and sometimes we must go to the extreme..

with a ......

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...Wyoming sure lacks common sense
To believe in Trump, but not Pence!
A bankrupt and liar
Can prey like a friar
Wyoming is spacious yet dense!......

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...Now she sits down, head
hung low as my soul,
picking at the grass

Her head’s on the desk
counting out the syllables
just like me

When the moment calls
ah, what use are syllables
let’s bre......

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...The Marshland
In the middle of the fen where the soil is full of rotting foliage, 
roots of tree from the time the land was a forest, 
a dam where ducks swim and as is the way of ducks noisy in 
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...Arabs are wondering what fool
They can shoot on their way to school
The Yanks do not care
As they shoot their share
Ensuring the NRA rule 


* Title courtesy  Dick "Shotgun" Cheney ......

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...I could sit around and bemoan our country’s woes
Pessimistically wrestle with the problems we face,
Convince myself that all is lost, in our death throes
See only a lousy future for th......

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...Liberal or conservative 
the questionnaire asks
about migrants.

Fred’s in the middle.
Asked about The Wall 
he writes that he sees 

nothing wrong 
with hungry illegals 
crossing the borde......

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...This poem was written near the end of the Bush administration.

O Tempora! O Mores! My good friends!
These last injurious years we endured
Under another feckless George will end
Soon. We suffere......

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...I will very very probably do it again
Anyone who knows me and has a brain
Can see that Biden's old and lame
Now's the time to reignite my reign.

MAGA folks love me and want me back
They need o......

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...Voting without aggravation...

Otherwise known as
absentee ballot/ mail-in ballot
if ye read no further... please exercise
opportunity to cast ballot
obviously freedom to choose,
but take seri......

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...Tippecanoe and Winnie the Poo
   I like Ike on a motorbike
It's the Economy, Cupid
   Read My Lips, No Teacher's Strike

Let's Make America Unequal Again
   All the way with Medicaid
A New Dea......

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