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Slogans - No Mo Fun

Tippecanoe and Winnie the Poo
   I like Ike on a motorbike
It's the Economy, Cupid
   Read My Lips, No Teacher's Strike

Let's Make America Unequal Again
   All the way with Medicaid
A New Deal, A Fart and a Squeal
   It's Morning Again, the GOP Way

Nixon and Lodge, the issues they dodged
   Goldwater and Miller, a ticket-killer
McCain and Palin, set folks to wailing
   Bush and Cheney, a pair of zanies

Nixon and Agnew, a pair straight from the zoo
   Mondale and Ferraro, couldn't have beaten Zorro
Dole and Kemp, wouldn't legalize hemp
   Clinton and Gore, we couldn't stand anymore...

In 2020, what slogan will be number one
   Something like Bernie's: Vote For Me -- No Mo Fun

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 7/2/2019 7:38:00 AM

This reminds me of so many other slogans. Nice one!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/2/2019 12:34:00 PM

I think my favorite slogan was the Kennedy campaign's slogan, "We Can't Stand Pat," a brilliant double entendre. (Pat Nixon was Richard's wife). :) gw

David Mchattie

Date: 6/30/2019 8:42:00 PM

I would love Bernie to be the nominee. That would be so much fun. But whomever it is, it is going to be one crazy ride. I love his idea not to stack the Supreme court but 'rotate' conservative judges off the court and replace them with progressives. Stalin himself would be pleased. Have a great day my friend.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/30/2019 11:13:00 PM

A comment as unique as its author. Wow: I have what to absorb here! Best wishes, David. ~ gw