Best Certification Poems

You have been awarded
a prize for insolence
And given an award
 for your mastery of stupidity
Lounged you have in the folly of your silliness
And showered in the liquidity of thy nonsense

Accolades for your supreme frailties are tremendous
Not even the wit of your shallowness matches it grandeur
Beyond...

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I wish these pills prescribed could give me a hug
I wish they could turn into someone who’s gone that I loved Instead they’re a thin throw, blanketing the pain I keep of you from dropping to negative zero and below Mom got the paper confirming...

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