Best Carping Poems
It's 'Oh Fish Eel' - 'Fish N Chips' For Andrea
...It CAN be ‘fish n chips’ stop carping on, there’s no plaice for rudeness!
It's so sad to see a person out of their depths and just floundering
Why is it that some people alw......
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Categories:
carping, conflict, fish, food, poetry,
Form:
Monoku
He's Driving Her Crazy
...A nervous old driver from Barking
Was awful at driving and parking
He’d curse and he’d cuss
Make such a huge fuss
And suffer his wife’s constant carping
6th March 2015......
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Categories:
carping, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Mocking Dance of the Dead
...Written: September 19, 2023
Mocking The Dead Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Silent One
"Do not be afraid of death. Death transforms to something wider. Death is where it all......
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Categories:
carping, analogy, bereavement, death, giggle,
Form:
Rhyme
Message To The Blackman
...If slavery was a choice, as some have agreed, then what are we?
If watching your father and mother endure rape or murder was a choice,
Then why do we sit on idle hands, while Trump eradicates our p......
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Categories:
carping, africa, black love, history,
Form:
Free verse
Carp Fishing In Winter
...Why do I do it, It’s hard to explain
This obsession that’s driving me slowly insane
The dark hours seem endless, the boredom intense
You would think at my age I’d have more common sense
The wea......
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Categories:
carping, fishing,
Form:
Rhyme
Prizes For Ultimate Sacrifices - Part One
...Prizes for Ultimate Sacrifices
prizes for the abstemious for abstinence chastity ?
the countless occasions for love you let slip
......
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Categories:
carping, howl, inspirational, metaphor, passion,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Tozzath
...Pellucid pachyderms wade across
the purpling River Manjees
and Tozzath watches from the bank,
the seat of his maroon pantaloons soaked with mud,
his nostrils flaring with the fragrance of ombada......
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Categories:
carping, death, fantasy, girl, magic,
Form:
Free verse
The Hen House
...Cooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant
dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque
of old folks, only a portion of population I met
which achey, flaky, kooky m......
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Categories:
carping, care, class, environment, farewell,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Unrequited Unrequired 4
...Good evening to all out there this is wabc radios late night slot call in show with your host Tom Morrow, the theme is on pesonality traits and how we percive them
not myself personally.' I am talki......
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Categories:
carping, abuse, appreciation,
Form:
Narrative
Anchors Aweigh Destination Unknown
...Anchors Aweigh...Destination Unknown
Weather beaten cap'n,
and watertight bewitched craft
time tested since maiden voyage
(circumnavigating the globe
back in the day
of my youth),
......
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Categories:
carping, absence, adventure, allegory, beautiful,
Form:
Free verse
Restricted
...Perhaps on hind sight they may decide to add more time they may fix the presets
to make
them open they may even be more user friendly but they missed it for the first time around
how ca......
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Categories:
carping, fantasy, funny, parody, satiremay,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Live For the Moment, Be In the Present
...Live for the moment, be in the present
Life is filled with ups and downs obviously
It is never a straight road as everyone wish
It is a bumpy ride with fast twists and turns
Hence instead of compla......
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Categories:
carping, inspirational,
Form:
Changing Our Attitude
...A foggy morning with dreary overtones
Can cause the spirit to spiral downward
Eliciting slow-moving, guttural groans
A foggy morning with dreary overtones,
It makes us feel like decre......
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Categories:
carping, caregiving, character, cheer up,
Form:
Triolet
Big Wild
...I watched her at times, gazing into another world
Her head was past dwelling in the clouds
Way up high, and at times she would fall back to the ground.
She wore stars in her hair, milky way’s left......
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Categories:
carping, absence, addiction, beauty, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Derivatives With Limits
...Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The Fal......
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Categories:
carping, cancer, funny, god, hero,
Form:
Free verse