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He's Driving Her Crazy

A nervous old driver from Barking 
Was awful at driving and parking 
He’d curse and he’d cuss 
Make such a huge fuss 
And suffer his wife’s constant carping 

6th March 2015

humorouslimerick

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Thomas Martin

April 5, 2015 at 9:25 AM

Exited laughing!!! Thanks!

Jan Allison

April 5, 2015 at 11:46 AM

Thanks Tomas glad it made you laugh:-) Hugs jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven

March 12, 2015 at 7:39 AM

I hope that these tweets get you some reads. Have a great day Jan.

Jan Allison

March 12, 2015 at 8:13 AM

Thanks Scott :-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

March 10, 2015 at 3:37 PM

Haha, nice one Jan. Terrific parking 'NOT' sure made me chuckle, now visualizing the conversation after the fact. Mmm, I'm hearing new words so new to my innocent ears ;-) hugs//James xx

Jan Allison

March 10, 2015 at 3:39 PM

You can image the conversation - guess the air would have been a bit blue lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

March 10, 2015 at 9:24 AM

You are so good at these Jan!

Jan Allison

March 10, 2015 at 11:42 AM

Thanks Richard I wrote/part wrote 8 poems 2 days before dad died - this one just needed a final line adding:-) Hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

March 8, 2015 at 12:08 PM

Poor man! Sounds very inept in everything Hope she has lots of patience?? Hugs Edith

Jan Allison

March 8, 2015 at 12:11 PM

I wrote the limerick then found the picture ... I couldn't resist:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Paul Schneiter

March 7, 2015 at 4:12 PM

Jan, 'tis another first-rate creation, and it comes with a lesson: "ing" endings on the first two lines and the last line give limericks extra zing, by ding.

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 4:14 PM

lol the ending takes a great deal of thinking:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

March 7, 2015 at 3:33 PM

I don't know who to feel sorry for...husband or wife...or car!! Good thing we can laugh at their expense:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 3:43 PM

It's amazing the images you can find on the internet Paul - I for one wouldn't be happy if it had been me ! Hugs jan xx

Julia Ward

March 7, 2015 at 9:59 AM

A good limerick, Jan. 7. Julia, xx

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 10:01 AM

Thanks Julia:-) Hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

March 7, 2015 at 8:10 AM

REMEMBER WHEN "PARKING" WAS FUN.

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 8:47 AM

Bet this poor person will never live it down John lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven

March 7, 2015 at 7:02 AM

More laughing. Thanks, I'll now take the vibes from these great reads to bed. I'd like to ask if I can tweet a link to them both?

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 8:46 AM

Oh Scott of course you can do it - that would be brilliant if you can share a smile with others and they can pass it on we will be farting and parking globally then lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

March 7, 2015 at 6:42 AM

Oops. It's hard to believe what is done on the roads and in the parking lot. Nicely done.

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 8:45 AM

Thanks Duke:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Lei Strauss

March 7, 2015 at 5:29 AM

I find this one extremely humorous! TFS Jan!

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 8:45 AM

my pleasure Lei thanks for reading and commenting:-) hugs Janxx

Demetrios Trifiatis

March 7, 2015 at 1:51 AM

Witty and funny, dear Jan, you certainly become an expert at this!

Jan Allison

March 7, 2015 at 4:39 AM

Thanks Demetrios:-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper

March 6, 2015 at 7:08 PM

Now this is classic Jan Allison at her best the poem has perfect meter and form and is outrageously funny. Thank you for putting a smile on my face as soon as I woke this morning. Hope it sets the mood for the day. Love Shane xxx

Jan Allison

March 6, 2015 at 7:15 PM

This is one of the poems I wrote 2 days before dad died - finally did the last line today:-) Hugs Jan xx