Best Calgon Poems

What does this mean? 
Could it be from within
your soul relaxin 
as you read the line
that flow from my pen? 

Oh to have the gift
to give all comfort
and joy as I write
I am a calgon poet.

Make your minds drift so far away 
from all the...

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Calgon couldn’t take me away from this
not only was Calgon on our TV
it’s what mother always told me and sis
she wasn’t happy until she was free

if Calgon wasn’t in the tub at all
me and my sister would know Ajax was
she’d be using Ajax having a...

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My pet dragon Calgon lives in a lair.
 He comes when I summon - if I dare.
 Standing motionless except long flowing hair.
 Over and over again I find myself there.
 Caught by the trappings of the wizards snare.
 The price of the ticket or...

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