Best Calgon Poems

What does this mean? 
Could it be from within
your soul relaxin 
as you read the line
that flow from my pen? 

Oh to have the gift
to...

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Calgon couldn’t take me away from this
not only was Calgon on our TV
it’s what mother always told me and sis
she wasn’t happy until she was...

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My pet dragon Calgon lives in a lair.
 He comes when I summon - if I dare.
 Standing motionless except long flowing hair.
 Over and...

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EMOTIONLESS

By morning wake
When the light in my face
I'm reminded of your disgrace!

How can I do this to myself?
How do I wish Calgon would take me...

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~I don't need, In case you haven't heard~

I don't need to strip for no crown, unless you desire large breast
Casarah, there's no need to be...

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These 4 walls


She stares with those big brown eyes
glazing over from the images
of a square fantasy world

Mentally masturbating the oozing 
daydream droplets which swim
upstream along...

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As she envisions boarding the plane,
she whoops a big hooray,
but then she's quickly back to earth,
realizing all the bills to pay…
Her dream vacation is to...

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wanna lay down with you
go to the island again and again
become lost in the atlantic breeze of stillness and delight
enjoy the fact that someone genuinely...

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I began to panic, but it was gone just as quick as it began. 
I listend to there mumbo jumbo, while inside there words made...

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walking toward my dream
there is nothing like the feeling
the refreshing breeze of it all feels so nice
i have healed cuts, scars, and abrasions all for...

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The day started out on a low note,
with the clouds moving in,
as I got out of bed
and my daily grind did begin,
used to the sunshine
and...

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It's been one of those days
I need a holiday 
Calgon take me away
To some tropical place 
With palm trees swaying 
To some reggae playing
I'm dreaming...

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If you do a little housework every day
Then on the weekend you’ll have time to play
A housewife s work is never done
Working from morning to...

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there are days when fresh air and calgon just can't take you away
there are times when you just have to take it all like a...

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When I was young I had a bad temper.
   As mean as a dog you could not make me whimper.
Fighting back then was...

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