Best Caboodle Poems

I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them...

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Similar sounds and letter alliteration are literally leaping and precipitously punctuating the 
perforated pages of my mired, muddled mind.. 
     Making...

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I have a cat that wears no hat;
though her paws do love to bat,
her mice and balls,
all through my hall.

A clever cat,
a feisty cat,
I made...

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South Of The (United States) Border...
(Reigns A Welter Of Disorder)

Caravans comprising multitudinous
     peoples plodded a steady course
analogous to iron filings drawn...

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I went out for the newspaper at the usual time this morning, shortly after 5AM, (yes, I'm one of the "odd few" who still enjoys...

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I confess I've been known to partake
Straight icing sans chocolate cake
I concede I shall never be lean
Pouring fudge without the ice cream

It's apparent my tool-shed...

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Sausage some call me
I beg to disagree.

I know I am not tall 
In fact I am quite small
My body long and thin
About which I never...

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A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem

I think that you might never see
A poem as weird as this might be
For I’ll use luscious words
That otherwise might sound absurd
This...

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Woodle's sidekick Noodle
                      ...

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Puppet my puppet the snippet of my life
In the time of blues you glue my phenotype
My foamy love caboodle
Fun run and  kiss no boodle
You...

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I ain't surprised by anything I hear on the news nowadays!
The way the gov'mint is bein' run just leaves me in a daze!
This mornin' I...

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Us guys never lose our love for the opposite sex

It's deeply engrained in our psyche

It's obvious every single day of our lives

We travel life's highway...

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CLOSE    CALL   IN    IRELAND



I once had an affaire de coeur  with a foxylady, in fact a...

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The Slide Ruler

As regulations rule this world from outside in and my time slowly
           ...

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caboodle bamboozled
what say you and church
and do not get me wrong
I love a choir under the shine
of stain glass reaching for a voice
as the prettiest...

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