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Flippin' Infestation Alliteration

Similar sounds and letter alliteration are literally leaping and precipitously punctuating the perforated pages of my mired, muddled mind.. Making mental maps for future fun in meditation mired muse, meticulously masks the real reasons I rise from my favorite fluffy floral flecked futon. It seems somehow strange but my favorite finely fitted floral flecked futon is infested full of flippin’ fleas. I feel flabbergasted! It could be the culprits causing this consternation are cats coming into the corridor constantly carrying the creepy critters in. Crap! We’ll have to hurriedly heave the whole heaping kit and caboodle of carnivorous cats into a crate and fumigate the frolicking fun loving finicky felines. Fine! Fortunately, I’m finished..…….finally.

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Date: 11/22/2011 8:07:00 PM
So glad I found this, I've been reading such dark sad hopeless verses and this is just what I needed to get me centered again. Hope those kitties are debugged!
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Date: 12/26/2010 9:24:00 AM
This is a great alliteration poem Robert. Extremely witty ...thanks so much for sharing! Hope your Christmas was a glorious one! God Bless~Mary~
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Date: 11/28/2010 7:18:00 PM
This was a flippin good use of alliteration and very funny,enjoyed!Sandra
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Date: 11/27/2010 8:06:00 AM
I'm laughing so hard at your delightful Alliteration, Robert!! I really love this and will add it to my favorites list so I can return to read and enjoy more. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving Day! God bless. Love, Audrey
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Date: 11/25/2010 10:09:00 PM
carniverous cats. Really now. hahaha. It surely is flpping alliteration! Gtreat last lines! I love FELINES< Luv, Andrea
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Date: 11/25/2010 6:10:00 AM
Well I hope just a topic on which to write this funny little piece of humor.If true it is not easy to fumigate when one has pets.They have to find a safe place for the pets to stay for several hours.How does one treat cats for fleas anyway? Everytime I put drops on my cats they panic and start to lick it off.I would hate to try to bath them.That would properly end up with me in a coma from being clawed by the wild creatures.Yes my Halloween poem was a real happening in my life before the vaccine
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Date: 11/24/2010 6:13:00 PM
:) Great alliteration, Rob! In the play "Charlie Brown" Snoopy says, "Cats are the crabgrass on the lawn of life." I take it you might agree if you truly experienced this flea infestation. Very funny poem that made me smile! Have a great Thanksgiving. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/24/2010 4:00:00 PM
Very nice alliteration with good images you have penned, and happy Thanksgiving Day, Robert
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Date: 11/24/2010 5:01:00 AM
a rattling , beautiful parade of alliterations, robert! such a pleasing, stunning write! warnest, nette
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