Best But Seriously Poems

BUT SERIOUSLY
“The Unprecedented President”

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who’s the greatest President of them all?
“I am the voice beyond-beyond...
A truthful answer I must respond.”
Yes, it is the truth I quizzically quest
I ask again, who is the beauteous best?
“You are”, the mirror said with fingers crossed
The mirror...

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Seriously?
You drive a Benz with chrome plated wheels,
then from the government you continue to steal,
I wonder if you’ll ever really know how it feels,
to be so hungry and not get approved for food assistance-
Seriously? Luxury living with no room for intolerable resistance.

Seriously?
You beg for forgiveness...

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But Seriously


But seriously...how can we deny
     that life exists beyond our earthly sky?
          A speck we are inside our Galaxy
and barely seen within the cosmic sea.

But seriously...why should we surmise
  ...

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Never thought I'd get a poet mob,
since I got the best of poetry nod,
life imperiously,
but seriously,
I think I'd better just keep my day job.






1-23-17...

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But seriously, you want me to do what?
These words erupted out of a startled mouth
As with as much dignitary I could muster
I looked at him as though he was uncouth

The words that caused all this kafuffle
….. he wanted to holiday in the jungle of Peru
Travelling...

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It would seem , I guess, that maybe most people are just too manure for me. I mean mature for me. Nah, I got it right the first time!...

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Gave me this seventy fifth place
In one hundred list
But hey there-
Ninety third would still be worse 
no







being dead serious on
24.01.2017...

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Why does love dissipate and circle into greed?
An ugly foundation that has planted its seed.
Where all good deeds go unseen.
Emotions we hate to feel start to seep in.
But Seriously......
Why do we shut out what we so often need?
Leaving us stranded, with our hearts to bleed.
Feeding...

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but seriously she never gave him due process


if looks could kill 
he would be dead
she had those kind of eyes
and mostly conviction
the last time she yelled at him
he remembers vividly
time froze
her theology, like always 
came to the surface
her eyes pierced his soul
"would you want someone...

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But seriously
Jackboots shiny black  
Uniforms black they come
Cold dark devilish nights
With black hearts they come 
Open the door  move!

We submit no rights
They are feared, SS	
My father’s eyes distress
Where you taking us can’t we choose ?
Shut up you are just Jews

Move like cattle get...

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You drop your tears and I catch them all
                                  Though  broken...

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Welcome to our country, my foreign friend.
We're awful glad to have you living here.
Your freedoms now will seem without an end.
If you have suggetions, we'd love to hear.

We've got critics, so we have grown thick skin,
And we know to take the bad with the good.
We've...

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BUT SERIOUSLY

But seriously, I am at your service,
Until such time as the moon and sun
Thank the sky and flee, having rolled up the

Scroll of heaven. For there’ll be no need, sweet
Everything at my side – generations!
Rabble-rousing put aside – there’s such peace.
I’m at your service,...

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“But seriously”
Said the mouse
“I don’t eat much.”

“But Seriously”
Said the Lobbyist
“It won’t cost much”

“But seriously”
Said the Congressman
“How much is too much?”

“But seriously”
Said the toddler
“do you not know what happens
“IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE”

©7/22/2023...

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