Suggested Valentine Card Greetings

To you my precious Valentine, I raise my glass of wine! Tho' you have driven me to drink, 'Tis you I truly love (I think)! You are so lovely to me my dear. I shall always want you very near! Tho' you have the couth of a battering ram, You're still my darling Valentine, madame! Happy Valentine's Day to you my sweet! Ours is a romance with love replete. But when whispering sweet nothings in my ear, Please refrain from burping up your beer! Happy Valentine's Day to you my beloved wife. Without you 'twould be a very dismal life. I'm looking forward to romantic years ahead, Tho' the dye of your hair be purple, black or red! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) 2015 All Rights Reserved Entry for Carol Eastman's "Humor Contest"