Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Rhyme

Suggested Valentine Card Greetings

To you my precious Valentine,

   I raise my glass of wine!

      Tho' you have driven me to drink,

         'Tis you I truly love (I think)!


You are so lovely to me my dear.

   I shall always want you very near!

      Tho' you have the couth of a battering ram,

         You're still my darling Valentine, madame!


Happy Valentine's Day to you my sweet!

   Ours is a romance with love replete.

      But when whispering sweet nothings in my ear,

         Please refrain from burping up your beer!


Happy Valentine's Day to you my beloved wife.

   Without you 'twould be a very dismal life.

      I'm looking forward to romantic years ahead,

         Tho' the dye of your hair be purple, black or red!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved

Entry for Carol Eastman's "Humor Contest"

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Skat A February 1, 2015 at 2:54 PM ROBERT, CONGRATS on your win ~ SKAT ~

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty January 30, 2015 at 1:59 AM Bob Congrats on your win! Great humor.Love & Regards>rajat

Dr. Upma A. Sharma January 29, 2015 at 10:58 PM Great humour Robert! A perfect one for contest,, super 7,, congrats on ur win!

Jan Allison January 29, 2015 at 2:02 PM Dropping back with my congrats Bob:-) Hugs Jan xx

Poesy Relish January 22, 2015 at 11:08 AM A well written poem, with a touch of humor... loved it... best wishes

Skat A January 17, 2015 at 9:41 PM So grateful, so thoughtful, so sweet. Bob, an enjoyable poem. Love ~SKAT~

David Meade January 16, 2015 at 9:34 AM Outstanding . . . I love your wit. I wish I had the courage give this card!! 7

Jan Allison January 16, 2015 at 2:49 AM My hubby and I have never sent each other Valentines lol love the humour here Bob:-) Hugs jan xxx

Poet Destroyer A January 16, 2015 at 1:52 AM This is sweet Bob H. Love is love, no matter what time has in store ..... Enjoyed. Linda

Barbara Gorelick January 15, 2015 at 9:45 PM I hope your send me one on Valentines Day..I will not be offended...haha..I like the second one the best.Youd better get in touch with Hallmark right away...love, BG

Lindsay Laurie January 15, 2015 at 9:12 PM Hullo Robert... Thanks for posting these 'chuckle poems.' I really enjoyed them, but of course the recipient must have a funny bone... or else! We have all heard of the St. Valentine Days massacre. Thanks Robert-Lindsay

Toquyen Harrell January 15, 2015 at 8:23 PM Red haha. Red flame. Watch it. Enjoyed it, Bob :)

Ilene Bauer January 15, 2015 at 8:23 PM these are all hilarious, bob! the first one is my favorite but the rest are very funny, too!