Best Burgled Poems

The Autumn sun shone with golden magic
The warmth of the embrace was seen from afar
As I stood along the fence in the valley below

Inside the house are tales akin to tragic
A son had volunteered, never returned from war
The brother, when burgled, lost a limb &...

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Trust


It is Life’s mundane must 
To have someone to trust,
Someone we surely know
Trust or loyalty to bestow.

Should in this I have a say:
Best thing to trust is a key!
A key remains so true
Till burgled or broken through.

It will not allow in its store
A “thing” it...

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When a burglar ate some of my expired food, it made him expire.
The next day I learned that an attorney was who I needed to hire.
They've sent me up the river for twenty years for manslaughter.
I've lost 50 pounds because they only feed me bread...

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Goal of the Soul – Zamreen Zarook
 
Mind is a sole proprietor, 
It function as our accelerator, 
at times it is an acceptor, 
Where as regardless the matter, it is our rejecter.

Frustrations peeps as we get failed,
When tension caught , it hard to get bailed,
Depression...

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Poems are chickens
They are early risers
The rooster is your masterpiece


Sandra was not the wife of Botticelli
Neither Sarah, Liz or Cherry
Who gave birth to Venus?


Words are fickle
Go to the north
They will kick on your ass from the south



A brain fever bird does not cost a fortune
A...

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Once Harry, at night, won a trunk
That he burgled from Tom's filthy junk;
It was a real wonder, 
For what he did plunder
Was gold put by owner Tom drunk....

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the wood would drift as driftwood would do
o'er waters nearly still, but still kept to move
and drift me away from being near you
alignment cast to space too swiftly removed

to horizon flattened and to curvature beyond
the voice, your countenance, your memoried scent 
cat-burgled with fishes that...

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Getting Help From the Police

By Elton Camp

Bob heard a suspicious sound
In irritation, he began to frown
He’d been burgled twice that year
It was happening again, he did fear

At the window, a figure he spied
“Go away!” he loudly cried
With a mask and hood over his head,
The prowler...

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Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark prank
to steal himself into a neighboring house,
and prepare an elaborate meal
unsuspectedly nabbed gorging
(ala man versus food
Adam Montgomery Richman fame
Brooklyn, New York boy)
at an undisclosed location.

When asked why
he left figurative bread crumbs
to the...

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Two keys he had,
one to lock, the other to unlock.

He had carefully picked the mechanism
that latched the door,
to tomorrow,
a future he imagined only yesterday;
it could never again be disturbed
or entered,
never to be burgled by his eyes again.

Two keys he had
one he threw away that same...

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Why not be righteous, stay one of the best
Spill not your beans, keep cards close to your chest
Today you are bounding, fresh in your head
Tomorrow a mind change, you wish you was dead
Your brother is your best friend, you have loved him from birth
Then tomorrow,...

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A broad daylight spilled over my sleepwalking mind.
I popped out of a dream knowing something.

An alien from an alternative Ohio
had cat-burgled my consciousness.

I had been probed, not in a physical way,
just ransacked and rummaged

as if a strange mind considered me to be 
a yard sale...

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A black fly in midwinter
has burgled the warm air of the kitchen.

It struggles for height,
a brittle-winged air-bender
reaching for plateaus,
higher footstools,
grasping for spice shelves
or the slope of a slick cooker hood.

The splutter
of an over-revved engine,
the bolted clicking of insectivore plates.

Up it lifts again
turning like a wounded...

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Him a day-long star,
a cosmos circled his hips.
Done doubled up 
as a short-order cook,
waltzed like a drag queen
yet he all man-child.
Older ladies curled
his hair, made him flex,
flutter slinky brows.
Thought he high-ranking
short changing, slick as sesame oil.
Thought he a cowboy
wrangling songs in a bad bar
until 
one...

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This little piggy robbed the market.
This little piggy burgled homes.
This little piggy was a chicken thief.
This little piggy thought scams were fun.
Four little piggies squealed “Waaa waaa waaa” in jail, missing home.

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