Best Bras Poems
Three Kinds of BrasNow when it comes to shopping for bras
There are three kinds to "support" the cause
For all of those well endowed lasses
"Catholic" bras support the masses
When the most mature women come callin'
"Salvation Army" bras lift the fallen
And whether it's needed or just for thrills
"Baptist" bras make,...
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Categories:
bras, analogy, humor, women, word
Form:
Couplet
Bras and BrassAs not every girl rejoices at big bras,
so not every boy rejoices at big brass.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014...
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Categories:
bras, clothes, joy, military, youth,
Form:
Couplet
Coup De BrasSome people are physical wrecks
Because the mind is so complex
What God has in mind
We struggle to find
So we all got bodies for sex!...
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Categories:
bras, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Avant-Bras Superior Coupe5 CUPS OF FLOUR
1 PACKAGE OF YEAST
1 TEASPOON OF SALT
5 TABLESPOONS OF MELTED BUTTER
4 EGGS
3 tablespoons OF vanilla EXTRACT
2 & 1/2 CUPS OF BUTTERMILK
MIX TOGETHER AND ALLOW TO DOUBLE IN SIZE
ADD
1 CUP OF MASHED SWEET POTATOES(OR PUMKIN MASHED)
1/2 CUP OF TOASTED ALMONDS
1/2 CUP OF...
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Categories:
bras, celebrity, confidence, cool, culture,
Form:
Ballad
OLDE SJI BRAS BASAH ROAD, 1971
Journey Journal Page
OLDE SJI BRAS BASAH ROAD, 1971
By Leon Enriquez
Morning Glory
Florals on a fence
Violet blooms beauty
Plain in sparkling sense
Olde school field
By Bras Basah Road
Boys and football yield
To dawn’s purple load
~~~~~~~~~
Dawn now brings
Such sparkling creepers
Olde tints of fond flings
Such transient flowers
We recall
Days of yesterday
Sounds of lost...
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Categories:
bras, school,
Form:
Quatrain
I Despise BrasBras I despise worse than wood ticks in my skin.
Worse than mice turds, even worse than rattle snakes.
I would rather be thrown into a wolf pit than wear one.
Mother smiled at her six-year-old child.
“Not to worry,” she told him. “You are a boy.”...
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Categories:
bras, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Burn All BrasI care I search for the perfect peach shirt
That allows my skin to breathe
So red restrictive and violet vindictive
A black bra is to me
Why is it a put off if my girls toss
You are lost emerald envy looking
Gravity a green game it's such a shame
That...
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Categories:
bras, angst, clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
Bras of the SeventiesSilky polka dots, paisleys, flowered bras too.
Printed sweetly in the seventies, reds, and blues.
Debbie had the prettiest that was the big news.
Hers was rainbow in ambry, type of gentle hues.
Bras were more important than any of our hairdos.
Why we needed fancy, did some of us...
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Categories:
bras, 12th grade, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme