Best Brag Poems

He razzed Iran’s chieftain emir
Cotton's had his writing premiere 
The paparazzi
Might call him a Nazi
But he's just a smart profiteer


Author's note:  This young senator reminds me of someone who might have attended a Hitler youth camp.  Fear is his opportunity.  While he...

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But we never brag about Norman Fell
A native son of Philly we must tell
A comic like Larry Fine
Heroes now on the line
Six degrees of Kevin Bacon in Hell...

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that guy’s sure in rags
      sniffing glue from plastic bags
             his torn trousers sag
           i drive past in...

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I always write in perfect rhyme.
To me, near rhyme's not worth a dime.
Its use is a poetic crime.
If you want poetry sublime,
I offer mine, succinct and prime.

For Juli-Michelle's contest...

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Normalcy seemed to resound 
like a year-end brag letter,
for out of reach are those possibilities
when locked up in a ward.

Voices itched inside her body 
and creepies crawled along her skin.
Scheduled meds didn't cessate this,
just kept the demons from screaming
loud enough for others to hear.

I ask...

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Boasting inanely,  
After taking much booze
You are so bamboozled
Trying to woo some folks.

Singing , " 
        Boom ,
        Bloom,  
     Hum...hum
      Zoom in
        the zoo 
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Wealth sings in my domain, you conjure the Arab kings of old
your brag of a fat account in a bank with my portrait
is laughed by the mouse stealing from my wasted hay
nature’s balance fights me just for you to have stipends
you try to run the...

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I'm amazing I know and it's tough not to brag
But it always blurts out, I'm still an old sleazebag
Try but can't hold it in
In self adoration I swim
Only a few are equal to this stunning stag...

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A braggart for sure
The top best at everything
Amazing stories
A hit at a few parties
Until we could not stand him....

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Republic Day Republic Day
We can celebrate all day
Watch the parade with pride and have a nice time
See the hoisting of the flag from far and wide
Everything is closed so stay at home 
Even though you want to go
Salute the Flag from the get go
Dress up...

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challenges in life
                   positivity wins race
                   music fulfills soul

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My pal, Elsie has the biggest plans, grandiose almost, fantastically fun to hear about.
She is a complete delight to be around, and the clothes, hats, and shoes she wears really shout.
She keeps me in stitches for days on end when she flies in with her...

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Donald Trump decided to score
With a **** Star he thought was an whore
He got less than Bill
But it was a thrill
Just to pay her an hundred grand more!...

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I dream every night, she brags. I am wearing an aquamarine chiffon dress, and I am doing the tango.
I hate her a bit, for I do not recall even a petite part of my dreams.
Last night I was dancing with a handsome stranger, he was...

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Chance Rooster had greatest cockscomb around.
The deepest, coppery color, shiny and sound.
He strutted his stuff.
Put on lots of guff.
Turning off most hens for miles around....

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