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Best Bon Vivant Poems


Overflow Infliction

     Unswallowed lumps of lobster immodest
     Crustacean returns to pincers persimmon 
     Waitress whisk indiscernible clears linen 
     Custom of one equates her eight hour day


     Has It All Paul wipes away gourmet residual
     Exhaustion frightened by frothy latte
     Fingers in pies finance necromancer denies
     Bulging funds fail to complete, coins conflict

     
     Periphery rebuffs, enough is finite, endless leers
     Goblet of gluttony grape broth overflow inflicts 
     Victim of vanished virtue, bon vivant declaration
     Transmutes rules, outruns consequence


     Guidance glued in buttery dough glides rhetorical
     Yacht reined in quay quiver, another arrow for Cupid
     Entertainment timed to change with shifting tides
     Inglots tossed overboard drown in debauch

    
     Drunk playboy Paul while vulnerable divulges
     Disdain for greeds' steep scrag, perpetual pursuit
     Outdo, prove prowess for those who never realise 
     Incongruent grapple for further forgets to cherish


     Partners relent, resources force caucus to submit
     Patronising Paul procures boardroom obedience
     Inundating debt retards bombastic boon reward
     Promise of association silences indulgent sin
     




                28th June 
            Plenty Stimulates

Premium Member Rapture

Candid and fully exposed as the theatre’s light dims
She stands poised, dauntless disciplined and statuesque  
A stance both stalwart and defiant yet supple are her limbs
Mango hued flower, shoulder's thrown back thrusting her breast

He sits rapped by intrigue as he studies her movement
A silver fox and raven mane is neatly brushed regally back 
To beautify him further would take divine improvement
Only to be bathed in her impassioned embrace does he lack

Swirls of sangria red fabric charge like El toro spark undulating trails
Laced in pearly white with azure blue print mesmerize and highlight
And flow about her generous hips in a rage of billowing canvas sails
Flamenco dancers firm legs are revealed in fish nets that boldly invite

Whilst her furtive glimpse ignites his cavalier bon vivant smile
She bewiles with onyx eyes that glisten and fingers splayed for effect
He connects in a flash with a performers come hither guile
Upon times eternal river this fiery night's tryst they shall reflect
© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.

French Invasion: Whine and Cheese

Since the bloody Battle of Hastings
When 'Arold got killed by French Bill
We've seen an endless invasion of French
And I've just about had my fill

Don't we have enough words of our own
In this wonderful language of ours?
- To seek and find le mot juste
Dunt take much linguistic power

It seems using French has been with us forever
Passed down as a fait accompli
Have we ever really tried to change that?
Or have we always said "C'est la vie"?

But, to think that some long-dead bon vivant
With a certain je ne sais quoi
Used his chic tour de force to put words in our mouths
To me, it's a shameful faux-pas

So, I think we need a tête-à-tête
To form a clique, to mount a coup
Working together, en masse, as a team
We'll swap "Bonsoir" for "How Do"

Then (haute couture) won't be setting the trend
We'll watch racing, not the Grand Prix
No more art nouveau, or cordon bleu
And say "Enjoy your meal", not "Bon appétit"

I never have the soup du jour
Prefer prawn cocktail to poncy pâté
And I'll sit in a coffee house or caff
But never go in a café

Some say I should let it go and relax
Say choice of words is all laissez-faire
But can I stay calm on this bête noire of mine?
No, mes amis ~ au-contraire!

At British Wimbledon let's use "40-all"
Instead of being at deuce
And what's wrong with nil instead of love
Or am I being obtuse?

I know that we'll get nowhere
I sense there's no going back
That it's like being stuck behind burning sheep
Trapped in a cul-de-sac

But I suppose that it is nice to share
Good ideas and a word or two
Like Liberté and Égalité
And that feeling of déjà vu

And with le weekend, le booking, le check-in, le spam
And countless more, I say with a grin
That when we look at our counter-invasion
Even the French agree that we win!


Premium Member Oscar-Ku 31 -Gigi

bon vivant Gaston
precocious carefree Gigi. . .
courtesan or wife







Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com
© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Resignation

Little did I realise when I swung
Into the car park at Calder Glen
That by the end of that week in August 2009
My days of teaching would be over.

It all began so well
Meeting an old colleague right at the start
Archie ,a jovial bon vivant
From an earlier placement.

No fault could I find with the well disciplined pupils
Hanging attentively upon every word
Or giving the impression of doing so.

No, the fault lay within me.
My outer self sounded the same
Inwardly the elan had flattened
And I felt my energy draining away 
With every lesson and every class.
Was this imposter syndrome?
Or maybe it was the way footballers 
Experienced that their time in the game
Was finally over, spent and burnt out.

By the time Friday of that week came
I just knew that I had taught my last lesson.

Just before I went to the office
To let them know I would not 
Be returning, I was buttonholed
By an assistant head 
Who regaled me with  the kind words
Archie had said about me
And requested my return.

It was not easy to tell him
That I no longer felt up 
To the demands of the job
And that I felt like a race horse
Which had just run its last race
And was longing to be sent
Out to pasture 
In its own sweet way.

Paris By Day

Meandering silently on this warm sunny day
Past the artists with easels perched.
Oil paints, scenery, still life, it all,
Taking it in, on the Rive Gauche.

The brush strokes capture the beauty
While life on the left bank goes on.
I wander past, hands in pockets,
Appreciating the beauty of Paris’ sun.

The nightlife in Paris is as they say;
Burlesque, lively, bon vivant.
But, Paris by day, walk face to the sun
Shows a side more intelligent than fun.

Appreciate the art, the culture, the joie de vivre.
It is here for all, the Louvre, Notre Dame, la Tour Eiffel.
Take with you your thoughts as you wander the city.
Leave, then, with more thoughts and culture as well.


The Will To Want

© Ben Burton Feb 5, 2014

I view beauty with desire
But am seen through abstract eyes
Which begats a mystery
For I don't try to be that kind

The shattered pieces in my wake
As tea leaves wither in the brine
Leave only scarves to pacify
The punctured seal can't be revised

No posturing through symphonies
With trebled horns, but for the one
That is and was and shall remain
While hearts still beat and rivers run

Should I not come before I go
Indulgence can't be quantified
For every itch that is not scratched
Becomes a casualty to time

Yet, with decorum I imbibe
Without deception at the core
Or abrogation of the vow
Unto myself, no spawn of spore

And without mirror to reflect
The bounder from a boundless shore
Inspectors at the terminals
Will fruitlessly try to record

But DNA will not impeach
The gene which flawlessly imparts
Abilities to cherry-pick
The naivete of hopeful marks

So, to ourselves we need be true
From courtesan to bon vivant
And though restraint may be pursued
It will not kill the will to want
© Ben Burton  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Darryl

A better gentleman there never was
Kind loving and generous man
Bon vivant and lavish tipper
Articulate, meticulous and dressed to the nines
Phoned his mother every Sunday religiously 
Never a bad thing to say about anyone

It was a Friday after work
Celebrating the end of the week
More exuberant than usual
Spring was in the air
The days were getting longer
And the breeze warmer

He loved life till the very last minute
When it wasn’t baseball
It was Texas Hold’em
Then that fateful Friday afternoon he said
‘Tell my family I love them’
Just like that

We buried him on St.Patrick’s Day
It was a beautiful sunny afternoon
I’ll never forget that one final glance
That one lone sentinel by his grave
Standing guard
Up on that hill against the setting sun
A fitting tribute honouring
A man who had lived and loved
Every blessed day of his life



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

A Bon Vivant Lifestyle

A bon vivant lyfestyle 
of the Bohemians de Paris,
has always saddened and deluded me...
by seeing it in someone's happy smile.


Mademoiselles and jeunne hommes, 
exchanging artistic and poetical ideas
at the Cafe' de Flore, or at the Les Deux Magots...
with coffee aroma on their breaths.


Living in legendary and vibrant Hollywood 
is an honor to be seen with the admired and respected wealthy;
and whoever struggles, can't keep up with any of them...
whose only desire is the glitter of money.   


And steadily dreaming of a bon vivant lifestyle with an aloft
imagination, I let this want often disrupt my peaceful sleep...
not being able to accumulate, quickly enough,
fortunes and stand on that pedestal of greed.


So snap out of fantasy and don't peruse into La Dolce Vita
of Hollywood! Stay away from those extravagant fashion shows!
And at the Cannes, Capri or Venice Film Festival, avoid contact with movie stars,
stare at them from far...they are as contagious as influenza.


Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci

Premium Member Scorpion Sybarite

                           Dark angel baring broken wing, 
                           you’re the crier at night, days scorpion’s sting
                           Sybarite bon vivant emersed in rituals 
                           Facetious and obscure devotions.
                           An angel banished from heaven,
                           for craving omnipotence at all costs
                           Hell's indelible denizen in
                           Dante’s Inferno or
                           Milton’s Paradise Lost,
                           Kundalini Serpent, Astaroth, Azazel, 
                           Beelzebub, the morning star
                           Tainted love you’ve tired of
                           Lies and deception, your friend and foe
                           Deserving of this not you and so
                           heil the magik that ills and pains
                           although your nature has jaded
                           you perform the morality play.
                           Pal owl perched on glove wise bird 
                           see more, less spoken, hears her muse recite 
                           replaced by ravens her ghouls delight.
© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.

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Premium Member Wendy's Daisies

Dark haired Anne of Green Gables
Freckles and playfully naughty giggle
Hailed from Prince Edward Island

Easygoing bon vivant friendly nature
Everyone couldn’t help but love you
Your nonchalant laissez-faire demeanour
Often made you look as cute as Pippi Longstocking

You were a friendship magnet
People couldn’t get enough of you
Everyone wanted a piece of your energy
Your exuberant joyful freedom
Hoping a bit of your magic would wear off on them

You never doubted about the true treasures of life
When you talked about the fields of daisies down home
Your eyes teared up with nostalgia

When you did move back for good
It was a cruel jolt to us
We were sad and lost a chip off our heart
But we always did see you
For what you truly were
A captive bird trapped in a cage
It was time to set you free



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Premium Member Vincent and Paul

It’s fall of 1888, the south of France,
In the verdant fields of Arles,
Two artists shared a single dream,
And so began their quarrel.
Vincent paved the way for Paul
With bold sunflower sprays.
Paul dissembled, stating plain,
“More practiced effort pays.”				
“Don't smile before December,”
Said the mentor to his charge.
And the student pegged his better
As a bon vivant at large. 
So, their tenure at the Yellow House
Grew troublesome and dark.
Their artists’ shared collective
Strayed a long way off its mark.
Dry and cold, the Mistral winds
Spread madness like a plague,
To infiltrate poor Vincent’s mind,
Whose memories grew vague.
Mania, delirium, anxiety, and fear,
Climaxed when the voices told him,
“You don’t need that ear!” 
He’d heard no praise, regardless.
Dr. Rey used his sorry portrait
To fix his chicken coop. 
Then Theo got engaged,
And Paul sailed away to Tahiti.
Now time’s become history,
And that paint smeared canvas,
Nailed to a chicken coop 
Means to claim a hefty sum.
And Le Fou Roux lies cold in his grave,
Unmindful of the legend he’s become.

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It Was In My Bohemian Life

BOHEMIAN LIFE

           I was a bohemian ... I shot
           words and songs in
           gypsy nights ...
           I attracted a lot of kisses on
           worldly dawn ...
           I was bon vivant in the madness
            of the world...
            I drank at every table
             of fortune ...
            I laid love on burlesque
             beds ...
             Ah! I was a wanderer of
             all the scenes ...
              many barefoot paths ...
              I broke bare boundaries,
               unveiled horizons
                to the finger, and the arm ...!
               Ah! this my life,
               folly but  lived ...!

Premium Member Just Gimmie a Casserole

Just “Gimmie” a Casserole
By: Tom
12-2-2019

I could never be thought of as bon vivant guy,
I prefer plain “vittles” that will stick to a rib.
Most fancy dishes I allow to pass my plate by,
and I never eat things that require a bib.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.

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