Best Bodily Poems

Love bodily functions, no question bout that
Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat
They climb up a pole
It can sure take its toll
Some end up cross eyed unable to nap...

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Large hemorrhoid piles
obstruct waste evacuation
Evoke toilet time howls
In flat rectal production...

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Bodily functions thrill me to death
Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best
A very close second
For passing gas, I'm a legend
Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress...

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Bodily functions thrill me to death
Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best
A very close second
Passing gas, I'm a legend
Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress...

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Bodily functions thrill me to death
Breathing is my favourite, it's surely the best
A very close second
Passing gas is a legend
Sometimes blow a hole in my party dress...

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No time for bodily functions

Too much to be done the toilet must wait
Started to early wont finish till late,
My list of to do's goes on till next week
No time to listen and no time to speak,
A fully booked schedule chaotic and vast
No time to go...

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Love bodily functions, no question bout that
Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat
They climb up a pole
It can sure take its toll
Some end up cross eyed unable to nap...

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Love makes us guys come apart at the seams
Acting like schoolboys dreaming young dreams
Walking into walls
Running naked through the malls
Oblivious to perils that have become routine...

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The message in the bottle was written on several places and on one blog,
It was insight and prophecy from Holy spirit and Gods little special holy log,
For the bottle is me and I am the vessel for the words that was written on the screen,
It...

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Love bodily functions, no question bout that
Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat
She climbed up a pole
It can sure take its toll
Some cats end up cross-eyed unable to nap...

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Alarmed By Bodily Harm

What most many women may really alarm,
Are the fears they all have  of bodily harm;
Uneasy feeling,
Looking at ceiling;
Trump had influenced them with his charm.

Jim Horn

Things No More

There are things no more that to be are ceasing,
While I grow older and days...

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~Golden is the heart vast riches in the mind
Impoverished poor are the feet that have no place to walk~


1/16/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr ©2021...

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Bodily

We are looking for in the universe.
In the hardening of the liquid.
Crustacean particles in the oceans and seas.
Fat that can be formed by proliferation of oxides in space.


Oil in grasses and plants.
The bodies of ocean and sea creatures and insects.
The oil of soil sand and...

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Molly maid in  her stand for kids
Rattled the establishments cold line
2020 she said its wrong to mask
Young srudents in creative time
There is no science to prove its worth
Yet much to tell carbondioxide grinds.'
The waste of the lungs drawn back in
To damage health.' Every breath...

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