Best Blunder Poems

Frowning, I read the words of a sanctimonious poem.
one t'would be praised and lauded by sinful, Jeroboam.
Its lines were written by one who is ignorant and daft
to think at mankind's flaws, almighty God would laugh.

Scorn Satan if insisting on talking about liars and fools.
Their weaknesses...

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Putin said he wouldn't invade, but then he's known for his lies
So when he sent in his murdering scum, it came as no surprise 
It will go down in the annals of history, as Putin's great blunder 
And if anything it's united Ukraine, and not...

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A shrouded moon hides my nightmares
not really of my own making,
but they persist to cling to me,
the memories a mirage lost like flotsam
bobbing and tossing in mid-sea.

His Pan-like charm lured me like a siren
giving me a peek of sun into my dark caves
His wit would...

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When Bobby was just nine years old,		
		folks loved his winning ways.
		He was a little gentleman
		deserving of their praise.

		His helpful nature and big smile
		were natural, they knew.
		His family was proud of him.
		Life bore a rosy hue.

		At school and on the baseball field,
		on Boy Scout projects too,
		though...

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Man rules the earth, but watch his ways,
For they are quite insane.
The greed that’s rooted in his core
Drives him always to gain.
He just can’t accept give-and-take
For he has one-track brain.

He blunder forth and not realise
He's speeding to his own demise.

He thinks he’ll keep one step...

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Rumours and gossip cause us to wonder
about the threat of a great big blunder,
appearing to threaten you and me
and it is as strange as strange can be.

A Blunder is so tall and hairy,
more than that, he is rather scary
often heralding some disaster,
in which line he...

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Aunt Bertha’s been drinking with Mable
Ten Guinness cans litter their table
They’re ‘nissed as a pewt’
This fact they dispute
But cannot stand up, they’re unable!

Old Mable can’t rise from her seat
She’s cussing (words I daren’t repeat)
Then she yells, “Get help quick
Cos I’m feeling quite sick"
Which angers the...

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My husband had purchased fresh flowers
They sweltered in his car for eight hours
Twelve roses of red
Were nearly all dead
His Valentine’s Day gaffe truly sours
...

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Terror of Blunder

Deep inside the ocean’s heart
A man in black holding a bat
Brain ruled by resentment
Hypothalamus painted with black 

Trepidation took over my body
As he moves towards me slowly
Evil sneer I can still see clearly
Despite his Prada’s large hoody 

Palpebral met bulbar rapidly
Then tears sprints...

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Going against his own promises, Donald Trump's administration deported the first DREAMer we know of—someone with the legal right to live, work, and study in the United States under the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program. His name is Juan Manuel Montes.1
Will you join...

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 It all begins with a notion
That transforms into erosion
Then follows with some confusion

I don't want your temptation
You were never my creation
Accomplice of my suffocation

Throughout my nightmares i have dreamt
I won't have a final attempt
Evading your divulged contempt

Searching for a simple target
I am unwilling to...

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Trump Blunder and Mistake

Was it a mistake or maybe blunder
Destroying bridge he had gone under;
Things appeared to be in poor shape;
Should we experience a great escape?
Struck by lightening before the thunder.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

This is what many would like to
happen to Trump.

He...

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ancient thunder echoes still,
in the caves ringing,
ding-bats say 'chill,'
and the cattle dorg do wonder,
in a place called down-under,
sperm whales are sucking krill,
poor johnson's lost his skill,
short in the brain, a blunder,
the dingo howls until,
a bull camel spits n chunders,
shut up ya dill... 

re: 'Medieval Man'...

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I love my Mother.She is very gentle hearted.
She helps me learn fine manners.
She makes me active,encourages me;
She is there by my side always.
SHE IS "THE BEST"
Let me further describe a 'Woman'
It makes me wonder 
This is about the gender
Let the heavens thunder
May be it's not...

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We are about to take a journey thru random thoughts that cannot  hide;
As long as I have known you I write you letters in my mind;
To tell you how I feel, to tell you whats inside;

I never cease to wonder how little that you...

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