Best Black Eye Poems
Please Officer, Mr. Clean is not like that,
though will admit that we had a little spat.
I used Pine Sol, and he wasn’t really happy,
but assure you that it never made him slappy.
Little Joy was there and Dawn saw it all,
I swear I never used any of the old Lysol,
Brillo in my hand and dab of OxiClean,
I’ll admit that once I turned to Mr. Sheen.
Okay, all right! I’ve cheated other times,
it is hard to write all these dirty rhymes,
I loved Borax and was a real big fan,
Did ménage a tois with spicy Spic & Span,
Slept with Comet, but he wasn’t really bright,
that didn’t help when we got into this fight,
and know that once I really made him boil,
when he found out about Mr. Murphy’s Oil.
But it's such a mess and I needed extra lift,
it never should have been such a kitchen tiff,
news of my betrayal really made him stammer,
When he heard of Ajax, brought Arm & Hammer,
But love him so, locking him up is not my wish,
and don’t want to be left with only this Vanish.
Stormy York of brown
Richness ever so reaching
Capturing the sting
Of a grand display
Spots of finery
A mirror image of secluded immorality
Save the child!!!!!
Surely she screams
The neighbors complain every night
All because we have our little fights
You kick me between the legs
I twist your arm, I make you beg
Then we kiss to make up
I promise tomorrow night is gonna be rough
I get out the whip to inflict punishment and pain
When you hang me by the hooks, it drives me insane
We love each other even though we make each other cry
I got the broken teeth, you got the black eye
Another window broke, duct tape and a clear plastic bag
Your pet name for me is white trash, mine for you is skag
All the dishes are broken, so you use the pots and pans
You hit me with a skillet, I bite your hand
We both come out bloodied and bruised, why ask why
I thank you for my broken teeth, you thank me for your black eye
You ask me if it's cool tonight, do I want to snuggle
I tell you as I smile, I would rather choke you and watch you struggle
When I fall asleep, you handcuff me to the bed
You tell me when I start this session, you're gonna wish you were dead
We always take turns, cutting and beating each other within an inch of our lives
No one could replace my loving wife
Guests come over, you act so shy
I wear my dentures and you put on foundation to cover your black eye
We would never leave each other high and dry
Our police mugshots reveal my broken teeth and your black eye
THERE'S A RAINBOW HIDDEN INSIDE MY TEARS,
MY EYES LOOK FOR A POT OF GOLD,
AT THE END OF EVERY CRY,
BUT THE BLACK CLOUD ABOVE ME,
ALWAYS PUNCHES ME IN THE EYE.
~VICKIE THAYER~
this is a treat
makes you eat
jump on your feet
you eat and sleep
so don't think twice
you will feel nices
HAVE SOME
BLACK EYE PEAS AND RICES
I always thought she looked beautiful,
In the morning before the blame,
When she’d smile at those around the office,
She’d smile right through the pain,
And colleagues and mates and other staff,
Would compare her eye to wine,
The blackest wine you could buy,
The “Walked into the door again” kind,
But her smile put away any doubts,
Her smile didn’t match the hurt,
Her smile seemed to justify the shade,
Every time before we learnt,
She scored the winning goal again,
In the weekend bash and smash,
And her team she played and fought beside,
Her team had won the match.
I admit this
I caught a fist
its slip right by
that I can't denie
was a sucker punch
not in a bunch
I GOT A
BLACK EYE
got to say
today
i had a fight
got caught with a right
thur a fist i got hit
now i look like this
as i pass by
people can tell i have a
BLACK EYE
it grows in a shell
i love the smell
it rings my bell
that seekes
those
BLACK EYE PEAS
BLACK EYE PEAS GO AWAY
BLACK EYE PEAS ON MY PLATE
I HAVE TO GO TO STORE TO FIND BLACK EYE PEAS
BLACK EYE PEAS YOUR DANAGE TO YOUR HEALTH.
BLACK EYE PEAS YOU GIVE PEOPLE GAS.
BLACK EYE PEAS YOUR HALF LIGHT/WITH BLACK EYE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR PEA.
I AM STOP BUYING BLACK EYE PEAS.
its a food
that cool
thats a plant
some chant
to make it grow
that what the said before
so what ever you go
won't be please
eat
BLACK EYE PEAS
it was a street fight
some one thur a right
a hard punch
i hunch
got caught this i.e. no lie
i got a'
BLACK EYE
its the day of church
day to be alert
am not a jerk
i love to eat and sleep
not on monday
love
BLACK EYE PEAS ON
SUNDAY
its a food thats so cool
make you strong
tough bones
come from the ground
we plant them around
it like a hanging weake
BLACK EYE PEAS
yes it was a fight
and was at night
i got a sucker punch
it was my nghly lunch
i try to pass you by
as you can se i got a
BLACK EYE