Best Belts Poems

9/10/16


Polar ice caps continue to melt
Below asteroid belts
And above beds of kelp

Materials being smelt
Hyped up and stocked across the shelf

Better focus on your health
As much as, if not more than you do with wealth

Keep swimming, you don't have to be as good as Phelps
Near and...

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We're in for a hell of a ride,
Glad you're at my side,
Is this pilot drunk, or mad?
Or an incompetent flying cad?
One thing seems clear,
I don't think he's a flight school grad....

Luggage flies about the cabin,
The stewardess's stopped their gabbin'
Everyone is fearfully grabbin'
In dreams that they...

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If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!...

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A belt keeps pants from falling down
Or gives the loops employment.
A song that’s belted out may give
The audience enjoyment.

A belt of Scotch may calm the nerves
But there is no denyin’
The brightest belt is in the sky
On he who hunts, Orion.

One belt can lay a boxer...

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“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", most frequently translated as "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here". A. Dante, 14th century Italian poet

They sway the power over mere mortals
They drop the words that cannot be appealed
Gods of carjacks are deities, immortals
The voodoo magic over vehicles they...

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If girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!...

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be sure to have them on hand
mabe in a closet can
on the bedroon stand
i keep a few on the shelf
my 
BELTS...

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You emerge happily from your Rolls Royce
But neglect to remove your seat belt device
Hope no one is looking
As you begin unhooking
A gorgeous babe greets you at that moment precise...

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If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!...

Continue reading...

If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter
They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border
Not complaining, not I
Shorter is better I cry
Can almost see what they had for dinner... sorta!...

Continue reading...

The Garnet of Togetherness
                               
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Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional
event that was secretly planned to get
rid of reporter hype and fakenews.
Dance floor records was named the
 place for the secet meetings.
Due to the lack of cooperation between
several minor league promotions: meaning
their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together
to...

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