Best Bachelors Poems

Larry and Harry spend nights at a bar

Neither have a job or even a car

     Drunken Larry burps freely

     Harry gropes touchy/feely

That these two are unmarried is bizarre





*Written May 24 for Catie's contest...

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...No Vow
...........Not Now...

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The bachelor sits alone
eating his microwaved dinner
the commercials say they're tasty
but he begs to differ.
tonight, its pot roast and beans
for dessert, a lousy brownie
honestly, I wouldn't serve this to the jailbirds
locked up at county.
They're cheap and easy to fix 
or so they say
comes complete with...

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Falling in utopia of love
Mesmerized like a dove
People hate you move
For you are not yourself
Why? Why? Why?
That’s my question to you

I started like a joke
Blended like culture I was
The traps are hard to evade
You say to me that

My brother from another mother
Hate is what it...

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In village life,
There comes  a life
that makes people mad,
and shame them alot.

In the family of one man,
There are seven guys,
un marriede at all,
although they eat and drink.

As funny as they are,
they sleep all the night
and dreaming every time.

Look at them,
really are funny!
And the elders...

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Some scholars,

In shining colors,

Going Bachelors!...

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Unmarried clays they are
dreaming to pair with humus
to fertilize fragile red soils
destined to become poor dust
for the joy of fauna and flora
to enhance earth’s burdens...

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The eligible for a female partner
Between the highly placed and a gardener;
Thirty years a massively supported age,
As one still doesn’t seem a sage,
Who wants to a union solemnize
And the honorable fun and sex officially recognize.

Maximally forty five years for any male to stop being bloody...

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