Best Bachelors Poems

Larry and Harry spend nights at a bar

Neither have a job or even a car

     Drunken Larry burps freely

  ...

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...No Vow
...........Not Now...

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Tell me
how did we get here 
at a swishing swapping party?
(The voices echo in emptiness) 

Bubbly cheerful and happy, naked and raw 
forever bachelors Larry...

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In our Asian-cum-Eastern land
No one prefers or admires
the dark-skinned or tanned

Gosh, as if the fair-skinned alone
belonged to the so-called fairer sex
And here, 'black is beauty'...

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Soup Friends...

I thought I would share what my daughter send me this morning. She has poetry on here but doesn't come on much anymore. 

Sara



Ralph...

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Now hiring- apply within
Anytime today you may begin
Qualifications you should posses
To ensure a greater success

You should be eager and ready to learn
Within your heart, love...

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Know Me 


You only know me by what you see, 
You are so distracted by my outer appearance that you cannot see me
We cannot believe...

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I paid a buck for a Buck skin Coat
I watched a Duck, duck the propellers  of a Boat
I’ve seen the Tears ; of Tears...

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MEN’S WEEKEND FUN
……………………

THE GETAWAY

Vegas
First-Class


FOUR BACHELORS IN  A BAR

Find date
Stalemate


TIME FOR POKER

They bluff
Sell stuff


CRUISING BY MIDNIGHT

Road Trip
Bucks dip


GUY TALK

“Love hurts”
Rhum spurts!



PUNCHLINE  FROM A WOMAN

Playboy?
Girl’s...

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Aesop, Fables 533 (from Babrius 70) (trans. Gibbs) (Greek fable C6th B.C.) :
"The gods were getting married. One after another, they all got hitched, until...

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If nowadays we have become so wise
And are proud achievers
Who have explored the world from our cradle;
If these days men would hear with their eyes
And...

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While working in Seattle for Boeing
Had duty in Florida for six weeks
Just before it was time to be going
Drove from town to town looking at...

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Never missed a show     Their antics filled the screen     These two totally different characters   ...

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I can not understand now passion with a man without love,
This happened when I got to know the big guy up above,
Many Christians are still...

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I believed I was the worst man ever
Fallen in love mum said things will change
An enemy in my heart I call a lover
Marriage is really...

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