Best Awfully Poems

Awfully Cold

One of our hopes is that Isle of Man
Might become part of our cruise plan
Which will be with the Princess Line
More we hear about is mighty fine.

We have heard that part of the course
Long time ago was cruised by the Norse
And instead England never...

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Dear depressed girlfriend – 

I recommend Paxil or any other brand of those happy pills. Also, I ain’t NOBODYS aunt and I’m not all that agonized either. I’m a MAN not a woman and I resemble your inference that I am woman. I AM an...

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she had a smile upon her face
people wondered what secret she had inside 
she had kissed and cuddled shyness no trace
does that make me nearly pregnant she cried 

pretty face without the tears
people said of her she was awfully nice
trusting everyone without fears
every body's friend,...

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Chairman Xi, like Chairman Mao
    Vladimir Putin, shades of Josef Stalin
  Kim Jong-un, plus Recep Tayyip Erdogan
    Iranian Mullahs producing drones and bombs
 
  Our world is an awfully dangerous place
    Yet America's response...

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