Best Audit Poems

For flowery words I have no gift
deep thoughts I'm rarely thinking
And when it comes to penmanship
my dear I fear I'm stinking
But none the less amid this mess
I'll sum up for your pleasure
Donations to our mutual fund
you've granted in full measure

In 'sixty-two who knew that you
would...

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There was a madam who had a business in Shire,
In the oldest profession, she was for hire,
Alas, the tax people came,
But she didn’t think the same,
Because soon she wanted to retire.

She cried, “I have no savings; surely you jest,
Even the IRS can’t tax my breasts!
I...

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The Income Tax Audit

By Elton Camp

Perry boasted how the IRS he so loved to cheat
But found that he should’ve been more discreet
When a neighbor notified the Internal Revenue,
The agency decided that an audit they would do

The examiner soon found Perry lived like a prince
His lifestyle...

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Audit Idiocy 

Life in secrecy;
Audit idiot is he,
With no decency.

Jim Horn...

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Your Return Has Been Selected for Audit

By Elton Camp

The government letter that Joe read
Every taxpayers so much does dread

“Your return, for audit, has been picked.”
Joe is certain that, by the IRS, he’s licked

Tax advice he accepted from his brother
But wishes he’d listened to some other

“There’s...

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