Best Alexa Poems
I smile to myself that a robot just told me off
Do you have an Alexa?
Or an Amazon?
These are virtual companions
That can
Wake you up
Tell you the weather
Play music
Or white noise
Tell you jokes
Keep you company
You can ask questions
And she will answer most of them
We have Alexa’s and Amazons
all over the house
an Alexa just said
Alarm was not set to me
In an I- know-more-than-you will-ever-know-voice
A few minutes ago
Making me smile
Told off by a snotty robot
More than a robot
A true friend
Categories:
alexa, friend,
Form:
Free verse
Battle Of Words ((collaboration))
by~ ALEXA BRUS
A thousand random thoughts race through my head
at a loss to find the clarity to write what they actually said
clashing as sworn enemies in the dead of night
drawing their swords, the battle begins to find some insight
blackened ink of unlegible words runs down the pages
as the lion and the lamb pace back and forth within their cages
thoughts march forward, thinking they've got it figured out
each one slashed away by the ambiguous army of doubt
by~ Poet Destroyer
Drifting until the veil impales words into my mind
Erupting in brilliance spectrum's that expand very unkind
A jagged stars, fell to emerge in pictures of peace and tranquility
Like a serenade of marching dimes, alluring army twisted personality
And this the mischief in which words run and burn "we are born!"
~Never into the perfect Eden, once the enemy blew its horn
The withered hands of time cradled by evergreen harmony
That shun majestic Aurora battles, rising in jaded disharmony
a collaboration with * ALEXA BRUS
my collaboration contest
Categories:
alexa, words,
Form:
Couplet
when I use dirty language and curse at Alexa
she reciprocates
by playing the darkest News of the day
Categories:
alexa, corruption, depression, emotions, funny,
Form:
Haiku
I ask Alexa for things
She is responsive and pleasant
I think she loves me
Categories:
alexa, devotion, fantasy, funny, funny
Form:
Haiku
*(a poem in Senryus)*
You don’t have to count,
when you lose a boyfriend, you
know. There was just one.
He was gone before
I knew it - he wasn’t, you know,
tied up or anything.
For a moment I
toy with saying, “Alexa, add
rope to my shopping list."
In High School boyfriends
come and go - it's like shopping
- where you return things.
Categories:
alexa, 11th grade, boyfriend, environment,
Form:
Senryu
A gift you bestowed on your luddite mum and dad,
you left us your Alexa and she is driving us both mad!
I ask her to remind me to make a phone call,
her timing's up the shoot and it’s her downfall!
I say "Alexa remind me at ten past two",
she gets it all wrong what are we to do?
We ask her a question, the answer she doesn’t know
she just sits there smirking, her blue light aglow
So now she’s back in her box, it’s the only solution
and I’ll look at our clock to save any confusion!
We thank you, son, for your thoughtful gift
But Alexa's mind seems to have gone adrift
8/15/18
Categories:
alexa, conflict, humorous, technology,
Form:
Couplet
Alexa this
Alexa that
why can't you just
leave me alone?
Categories:
alexa, best friend, betrayal, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
On Alexa for facts I do rely
But seldom do I get a straight reply
When requests to her I call
She pays little heed at all
Her curt response is: "Git lost! Now goodbye!"
Categories:
alexa, confusion, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Hi, there. My name's Alexa
I'm heaven-sent; I'll never vex ya
Nor will I do anything quirky
In fact you'll find bright 'n perky
Don't care for perky? Give me a try
I'm Cortana, efficient but dry
My task is not to amuse or entertain
I'll just do my job correctly, again and again
If 'dry' is too little and 'perky' too much
Try me, I'm Siri, for a gentle touch
I'm here to please you, to remove all pain
The other two's loss will be my gain
In our brave new world of AI and illusion
Your satisfaction's just one more delusion
Categories:
alexa, fantasy, perspective, technology,
Form:
Rhyme
Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa really hates his commanding voice
However he's in control so she has no choice
One day things for this man did change
The reply given by Alexa was certainly strange
When he asked Alexa for the local weather
Her reply was I won't give it to you never
He then asked her the latest football score
Alexa was silent and to him did ignore
So Alexa and this man went their separate ways
He wasn't lazy anymore and she went on holidays
Categories:
alexa, farewell, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
You look SO cute
In your birthday suit
What can I say
But, "Who? Ray?"
Categories:
alexa, birthday, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Your innocent eyes have seen Evil,
From someone who should have loved you.
But he just beat your poor body at will,
So much pain you must have gone through!
Nobody heard your hidden cries,
Nobody saw your many awful bruises.
A child can only take so much and she dies,
From the weight of abuse and violence.
What kind of a monster took you, Alexa?
You were so pure and meek, an angel.
Now heaven has saved you from that dilemma-
Your pain is gone, I know you are well.
I hope with all my heart, to see
That Justice be given for your untimely death.
No more Alexas will suffer and be-
Victims of the monsters that Evil begets.
Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~~~05.11.15
(Alexa Wheatley was a 4-year old child who died from extreme blunt trauma caused by her father who beat her up to death after he lost his temper.)
Categories:
alexa, abuse, child, death,
Form:
Quatrain
The sexiest woman alive
That knows her worth
Alexa What a grace
Skin so delicate and fair
Green eyes silky blonde hair
A romantic charismatic soul
Beautiful blonde of the Year
Most photogenic nymphomaniac
Perfect ambiance in casting couch
Alexa grace La Belle Du BaL...
Poem By Abad Ur Rehman Khan...
Categories:
alexa, girl, romantic, sexy, tribute,
Form:
Romanticism
when did it get cold, slipped
right under my nose; surprised
when Alexa told me so
this snow job so-so
Categories:
alexa, weather,
Form:
Free verse
I have always been rather partial
To a skinny brunette
That’s always been my ideal
It stems from when I was a lad of 14
And the time I saw Alexa
I fell in love with instantly
She was two years younger than me
And when I first set eyes on her
I thought I had died and gone to heaven
She was so perfectly beautiful
Of course she didn’t even know I existed
So I would watch her from a distance
A vision of loveliness
Playing with her friends
I never had the courage to speak to her
But I would practice
What I would say
If I ever got the courage
But of course I never did
So I would say them in my head
And make believe
I said the words to her
I would dream of a time
When I would ask her out
And we would walk away together
Holding hands as we walked down the street,
But it was only a dream
I wish I could go back to that time...
When I saw her standing there.
Knowing what I know now
And speak to her of my love
For Alexa, the skinny brunette
If only I could live my youth again
Categories:
alexa, love
Form: