Best Alexa Poems

I smile to myself that a robot just told me off
Do you have an Alexa?
Or an Amazon?
These are virtual companions
That can
Wake you up
Tell you the weather
Play music
Or white noise
Tell you jokes
Keep you company
You can ask questions
And she will answer most of them
We have Alexa’s and...

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Battle Of Words   ((collaboration))

by~ ALEXA BRUS

A thousand random thoughts race through my head
at a loss to find the clarity to write what they actually said

clashing as sworn enemies in the dead of night
drawing their swords, the battle begins to find some insight

blackened ink...

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when I use dirty language and curse at Alexa 
she reciprocates 
by playing the darkest News of the day...

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I ask Alexa for things 
She is responsive and pleasant
I think she loves me...

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A gift you bestowed on your luddite mum and dad,
you left us your Alexa and she is driving us both mad!

I ask her to remind me to make a phone call,
her timing's up the shoot and it’s her downfall!

I say "Alexa remind me at ten...

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Alexa this
Alexa that
why can't you just
leave me alone?...

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On Alexa for facts I do rely

   But seldom do I get a straight reply

      When requests to her I call

         She pays little heed at all

   ...

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Hi, there. My name's Alexa
  I'm heaven-sent; I'll never vex ya
Nor will I do anything quirky
  In fact you'll find bright 'n perky

Don't care for perky? Give me a try
  I'm Cortana, efficient but dry
My task is not to amuse or entertain
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Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa really hates his commanding voice
However he's in control so she has no choice 

One day things for this man did change 
The reply given by Alexa was certainly strange
When...

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Your innocent eyes have seen Evil,
From someone who should have loved you.
But he just beat your poor body at will,
So much pain you must have gone through!

Nobody heard your hidden cries,
Nobody saw your many awful bruises.
A child can only take so much and she dies,
From...

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You look SO cute
In your birthday suit
What can I say
But, "Who?  Ray?"...

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I have always been rather partial
To a skinny brunette
That’s always been my ideal
It stems from when I was a lad of 14
And the time I saw Alexa
I fell in love with instantly
She was two years younger than me
And when I first set eyes on her
I...

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when did it get cold, slipped
right under my nose; surprised
when Alexa told me so
this snow job so-so
...

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*(a poem in Senryus)*

You don’t have to count,
when you lose a boyfriend, you
know. There was just one.

He was gone before
I knew it - he wasn’t, you know,
tied up or anything.

For a moment I
toy with saying, “Alexa, add
rope to my shopping list."

In High School boyfriends 
come...

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The sexiest woman alive
That knows her worth
Alexa What a grace
Skin so delicate and fair
Green eyes silky blonde hair
A romantic charismatic soul
Beautiful blonde of the Year
Most photogenic nymphomaniac
Perfect ambiance in casting couch
Alexa grace La Belle Du BaL...
Poem By Abad Ur Rehman Khan......

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