Alexa, Cortana Or Siri -- How Would You Like Your Ai

Hi, there. My name's Alexa
  I'm heaven-sent; I'll never vex ya
Nor will I do anything quirky
  In fact you'll find bright 'n perky

Don't care for perky? Give me a try
  I'm Cortana, efficient but dry
My task is not to amuse or entertain
  I'll just do my job correctly, again and again 

If 'dry' is too little and 'perky' too much
  Try me, I'm Siri, for a gentle touch
I'm here to please you, to remove all pain
  The other two's loss will be my gain

In our brave new world of AI and illusion
   Your satisfaction's just one more delusion
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019


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Date: 4/12/2019 1:33:00 PM
AI's are not really worth the risk of having your privacy invaded - I would rather do things for myself, anyway!
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Date: 4/10/2019 6:26:00 PM
The real paradox here is that imperfect humans are delusional enough to believe that they can create perfection. That...is...terrifying!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/10/2019 9:12:00 PM
Interesting comment... I think, frankly, that the Zuckerbergs of the world actually think (way down deep) that they ARE perfect. So for them to create perfect AI is simply what they expect to do... The joke's on them, of course. :) gw
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