Best Ahem Poems
Ahem MomentEver have that “ahem?” moment. nothing seems to go right;
though friends and family see your life tight,
they don’t know your struggles, your sleepless night,
the homicidal and suicidal demons you fight.
From the outside all looks clear,
you truly hold family and friends dear;...
Continue reading...
Categories:
ahem, conflict, depression, how i
Form:
Ahem This PhlegmAhem this phlegm
In snotty body
Needs and pleads
A hotty-toddy.
Think a drink
Or pill will
Fight my plight
Kill this ill?
I might ply
With some rum
Debauch with scotch
Numb the glum.
Until that swill
Outs this bout
My poor sore
Snout will spout....
Continue reading...
Categories:
ahem, funny, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Ahem, Grandpa TequilaThe Holy Bible is a Journal.
On the desk, and it's definitely
not made of Mahogany,
it's lightly-stained Oak.
The blanket is Navaho. It's All Sacred.
Those Impeccable Tribes of the Desert -via the Fountaini
- will make more, ...
Continue reading...
Categories:
ahem, age, america, angst, anxiety,
Form:
ABC
Ahem11/5/20
"Ahem"
Ahem
Time keeps flying
I'm trying
They keep prying
Continually lying
And spying
Because they want to see me crying
Frying
Then dying
To me it's not terrifying
To them it would be satisfying
They thought
It would be a shock
And stop me, but it did not
Far too oft
They talk
And mock
But the irony of it, is that...
Continue reading...
Categories:
ahem, dark, deep, poetry, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Gems and -- AhemDazzling diamonds
Precious pearls
Elegant emeralds
Sapphire swirls
Sparkling silver
Glitter of gold
Allure of amethyst
He gave her multi beryl
Their wedding's on hold......
Continue reading...
Categories:
ahem, humor, wedding,
Form:
Light Verse
I aim to live in the here ahem hair and nowI aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...
despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy
countless what if scenarios,
particularly before undergoing
voluntary drastic makeover
as iterated in a previous poem,
and briefly recounted here
as foregoing Samson personification
now please don't blame Delilah!
Once the decision made
(two weeks ago
September...
Continue reading...
Categories:
ahem, 7th grade, absence, abuse,
Form:
Free verse
AhemI remember the first day I saw you.
You were out of reach,
But I knew I would get to you soon.
When you uttered the first word,
The day we finally crossed paths,
The words on that paper I was reading,
Juggled up and left me off track.
Took my time...
Continue reading...
Categories:
ahem, first love, love,
Form:
Categories:
ahem, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
September AhemTime to
Remember
The days of Sep
Sep...what was that song, ~~OH,
August
Date: 09/06/2019...
Continue reading...
Categories:
ahem, 12th grade,
Form:
Cinqku