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Ahem Moment
Ever have that “ahem?” moment. nothing seems to go right;
though friends and family see your life tight, 
they don’t know your struggles, your sleepless night, 
the homicidal and suicidal demons you fight. 
From the outside all looks clear, 
you truly hold family and friends dear;...

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Categories: ahem, conflict, depression, how i
Form:
Premium Member Ahem This Phlegm
Ahem this phlegm
In snotty body
Needs and pleads
A hotty-toddy.

Think a drink
Or pill will
Fight my plight
Kill this ill?

I might ply
With some rum
Debauch with scotch
Numb the glum.

Until that swill
Outs this bout
My poor sore
Snout will spout....

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Categories: ahem, funny, health,
Form: Rhyme
Ahem, Grandpa Tequila
The Holy Bible is a Journal.   
On the desk, and it's definitely 
not made of Mahogany, 
it's lightly-stained Oak.

The blanket is Navaho.   It's All Sacred.   
Those Impeccable Tribes of the Desert -via the Fountaini

 - will make more, ...

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Categories: ahem, age, america, angst, anxiety,
Form: ABC

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Ahem
11/5/20
"Ahem"

Ahem

Time keeps flying
I'm trying
They keep prying
Continually lying
And spying
Because they want to see me crying
Frying
Then dying
To me it's not terrifying
To them it would be satisfying

They thought
It would be a shock
And stop me, but it did not
Far too oft
They talk
And mock
But the irony of it, is that...

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Categories: ahem, dark, deep, poetry, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gems and -- Ahem
Dazzling diamonds
  Precious pearls
Elegant emeralds
  Sapphire swirls

Sparkling silver
  Glitter of gold
Allure of amethyst
  
He gave her multi beryl
  Their wedding's on hold......

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Categories: ahem, humor, wedding,
Form: Light Verse
I aim to live in the here ahem hair and now
I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...

despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy
countless what if scenarios,
particularly before undergoing
voluntary drastic makeover
as iterated in a previous poem,
and briefly recounted here
as foregoing Samson personification
now please don't blame Delilah!

Once the decision made
(two weeks ago
September...

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Categories: ahem, 7th grade, absence, abuse,
Form: Free verse



Ahem
I remember the first day I saw you.
You were out of reach,
But I knew I would get to you soon.
When you uttered the first word,
The day we finally crossed paths,
The words on that paper I was reading,
Juggled up and left me off track.
Took my time...

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Categories: ahem, first love, love,
Form:
Ahem
No mercy from god
No God
No soul
No
Just know...

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Categories: ahem, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member September Ahem
Time to

Remember

The days of Sep

Sep...what was that song, ~~OH,

August


Date: 09/06/2019...

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Categories: ahem, 12th grade,
Form: Cinqku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry