Best Advantages Poems

There may be "Advantages" to smoking!
But, I can't think of any today!
It puts a great strain on your wallet,
but, it's really your lungs, that will pay!

Your clothes and breath will give you away!
They have that "Special" smell!
If you smoke in your car and your home,
they...

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The Advantages of Being a Dog

By Elton Camp

A dog never worries about what to wear
For he comes equipped with a coat of hair

Most anything he finds, he’s able to eat
His digestive enzymes with germs compete

If he feels sick and then barfs up his food
He can...

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T aught  to superior abilities
H elps  heighten
E xcellent  experience

A nd applied
D ifferences causing some to cite
V arious
A uthories on
N notable skills and
T enacious technique
A ngles and aims YOUR perception at
G enuinely
E gocentric 
S tandards...

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DAYLIGHT SAVING
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Some Advantages of Being Male

By Elton Camp

Benefits of masculinity I cannot deny
There are reasons to like being a guy
It’s assumed men deserve higher pay
And as a man, I really like it that way

We wear the same clothes to every affair
And nobody will notice or show...

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Advantages Enjoyed by Adam and Eve

By Elton Camp

It didn't take a whack to make them breathe
They were spared the pain of having to teethe

Since they appeared as adults in a flash
It wasn't necessary to endure diaper rash

And, for them, there wasn't even a hint
Of that...

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Watch then the battlefield, from the comfort of your chair
And push the button carelessly, when you can’t stomach any more.
Tell us of the sights you’ve seen, from your bought and paid for seat,
Boast of bombs and body counts, dismembered heads and feet.
Your evenings entertainment, remote...

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Some Advantages of Being Female

By Elton Camp

Women have more choices in life
An exemption from so much strife
To be a homemaker is thought fine
But a househusband’s a ball of slime

She stays home when the kids are sick
A man is a bum if he tries that trick
If...

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The Advantages of Alphamegamia 

By Elton Camp

Alphamegamia there’s much to recommend
So the right to practice it, I have to defend

An old codger, should we deny
The happiness that it can supply?

He must have a whole lot on the ball
To be able to arrange for that at...

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Don't expect an hors d'ouervre when you're out of work, mate!
Blame that on politics or blame it on your fate.
However much you mutter,
from now on it's bread and butter.
Just pretend you're on a diet.
You'll be happy if you try it.
Don't think you're in a ditch
but...

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