Advantages Enjoyed By Adam and Eve
Advantages Enjoyed by Adam and Eve
By Elton Camp
It didn't take a whack to make them breathe
They were spared the pain of having to teethe
Since they appeared as adults in a flash
It wasn't necessary to endure diaper rash
And, for them, there wasn't even a hint
Of that annoying stuff called navel lint
Another advantage of theirs was because
Neither had to tolerate mothers-in-laws
Even though clothes they didn't wear
There was nobody around to stare
Political elections they didn't endure
Their leadership was clean and pure
Heart disease they needn't fear at all
A diet of fruit contains no cholesterol
Neither had to worry the other would flirt
None but those two had sprung from dirt
How foolish it was for the two to say
Our righteous God we chose to disobey
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