Advantages Enjoyed By Adam and Eve

Advantages Enjoyed by Adam and Eve By Elton Camp It didn't take a whack to make them breathe They were spared the pain of having to teethe Since they appeared as adults in a flash It wasn't necessary to endure diaper rash And, for them, there wasn't even a hint Of that annoying stuff called navel lint Another advantage of theirs was because Neither had to tolerate mothers-in-laws Even though clothes they didn't wear There was nobody around to stare Political elections they didn't endure Their leadership was clean and pure Heart disease they needn't fear at all A diet of fruit contains no cholesterol Neither had to worry the other would flirt None but those two had sprung from dirt How foolish it was for the two to say Our righteous God we chose to disobey