Best Adv Poems
Therewithal, profluent life ettles it's while.
Thitherward, from Death's bleak campanile
Grim antiphonals serenade.
A capriccio, the slashing swipe of the reaper's scythe
will serenade.
Stringent Death forthwith anoints the mithridate to
Life's cantankerous and rankling ado
Hither now come, anon recondite Azrael, neither protend
nor annex this throttled contretemps.
The antiphonal of the reaper's cavalier scythe
Shall now serenade.
Awhirl, like kerfs demarcated
Years, bollixed, muzzy and brattled
shall holus-bolus expire.
No retaliation to death's gloomy surcease
No ingenious riposte to the reaper's final cleave.
Bootless now to don the amulets,
squeeze the jujus,
Kiss the talismans,
clutch the periapts or
Attire in steely cataphract.
The serenading of the reaper's scythe,
it's efficacy shall blithely cleave.
Bedim mine eyes from life's assailing
Bedim mine eyes from life's poltroonery
Vocabulary: barghest-a goblin fabled to portend misfortune; monody-funeral song;
antiphonal-chant; protend-to protract in time/lengthen; riposte-n. in fencing, a quick
return/thrust; brattle-v.-to make rattling or clattering noises;
cavalier-supercillious/disdainful/haughty; muzzy-hazy; attaint-v. to condemn; rankle-to
give pain/nettle/gnaw; contretemps-untoward accident/hitch; throttle-v.to
choke/suffocate/strangle/stiffle; bollix-v.-to bungle or botch; holus-bolus-adv.-all at
once/altoghter; mithridate-antidote against poison; cataphract-suit of armor for the
whole body; poltroonery-n. cowardice; a capriccio-musical piece characterized by
improvisation; ettle-to intend/to prepare; campanile-free standing bell tower; kerf-a
groove or notch
Azrael-the angel that helps souls from living to enter the afterlife; recondite-not
easily understood/abstruce;
periapt-a charm worn to ward of evil; juju-object believed to contain magical powers;
contretemps-disruptive unforeseen event; protend-to hold out or stretch forth
Boss
- See this!
Illegal Alien
-Just a moment
That's fine! You made it?!
Boss
-That's AN ADDDDD
Illegal Alien
-give me just a second,
Boss
-Can You Guys See This-
ADV
(I wonder how many hours I have to put in for the add-Illegal Alien thinking- and then how many more to fill in the add target -2nd, Illegal Alien- I am wondering how can I pay my fraudulent electric bill with no stamina to argue-3rd, Illegal Alien I wonder where to go next, this guy is disrespectful I need to relax I am having a mental breakdown 4th, Almost Legal Alien Is that a good investment?, 5th, Resident Alien (Green Card Holder) What exactly do you want with that? 5th American Citizen "Can you let us work, I mean can you let's do our job Boss! Go see a Movie, Do something positive for yourself!)
Form: Acrostic
D- emanding ( in a good way)
amaz- I-ng
F- un
great- F-ul
adv - E- nturous
da - R-ing
E-xicting
u-N-ique (in a special way)
differen-T ( in a good way)
This one is an Iambic Pentameter
Sent by the teacher of the One Divine
The joy seen by the changing of seasons
Gives rise to great thanks, overflowing banks
New rivers they flow spiral direction
The more they know the farther they will grow
Their thoughts will become exhilarating
Open gate, mansions be, many for thee
D- emanding ( in a good way)
amaz- I-ng
F- un
great- F-ul
adv - E- nturous
da - R-ing
E-xicting
u-N-ique (in a special way)
differen-T ( in a good way)
I sent back the Bowflex I ordered back when it failed to come with the arrows.
Ever see "Smiling Bob " with the male "enhancement" adv? What woman would
make love to a cadavorous plastic smiling face like that?
I bought a giant "Universal Remote", cause I keep losing mine...It is the size of a
surfboard. Unfortunately it turns out it doesn't work in this universe.
I smeared "drawing salve" all over my hands when I wanted to try some
sketches. The pencil kept sliding out of my hand. Guess I'll go back to cooking.
I hired a girl to clean my house...she's been a no-show for 5 days. And now
she's asking for a raise, and health insurance.
Only a batchelor musician would have a kitchen with 2 electric pianos, one music
computer, two amps, and a giant console organ. No wonder I always order in. I
haven't seen my stove in months.
I asked my doctor how I was doing. He said, "Don't buy any green bananas."
PS- hope soon to get photos posted on line...first I gotta master the printer.
I ordered 4 Chinese food dishes specifying "No mushrooms!" I got 4 empty
containers for $22...including $2 extra for customizing!
I have a small religious plaque from my old home labelled "A House Blessing"
Somehow, up here, it transformed into "A House Messing".
I'm very kareful witch my speling.
Have a good one, folks.
I’ve understood
This annoying lover lockdown won't let me leave free anymore
No, I don't know anything divine; no oracle I have
But I have to say goodbye to the lover of a joke called lockdown
From tomorrow I will go out in love
with my familiar city lanes, roads, ports, junction areas
I’ve learned from this quarantine life
The more love for lockdown in this world, the more infections and deaths
I don't want to learn this type love of life sitting at home anymore
Fifty days of quarantine has taught me ridiculous information
Maybe according to hypocritical international imperialist god revelation
BBC, CNN, Al Jazeera and local ATN Bangla News forecast absurdity about nCov-19
Everyone is serving the news
Got it, the presence of nCov-19 is more in the lover lockdown area
to increase farcical number of infections and deaths
No, not I am anymore in this closed room
Tomorrow I will say goodbye to this useless courier of death
For many days I did not open my mind’s wings to see the surroundings of my city
Gram, Singara, Peyaju, Samusha of Baddar Jhal Bitan have not been eaten for a long time
have not been eaten for a long time the Bangle banana with bread and parched rice standing in Khuilla's Cooling Corner
Didn't drink the milk creamy tear of Alamgir under the banyan tree in front of Agrabad Ethnic Museum for a long time
Shoes have not been polished in Shimul cobbler shop for a long time
Smoking cigarettes have not been paid taka for a long time to Kuduissa, Shallo, Tinku, Raima, Zarina and other unnamed children born on the streets of Agrabad Badamtali
(I certainly can tell this amusing virus couldn’t infect and kill any of them)
did not talk about cloth business with Osman and Munni Apu in Chawkbazar Golzar Tower for a long time
There was no amorous and playful discussion with friend Adv. Habib and Adv. with Johnny for a long time
I hope I will do all these habitually from tomorrow
I know, although I won’t go from Muradpur to Agrabad hanging like monkey by the 10th no. bus
Yet, from tomorrow I shall say goodbye to this wacky lover lockdown
14.05.2020 (Chattogram City)
Dear father.
Do me a favor K*ll yourself.
You and your malpractioners are getting on my nerver what the hell.
You are not a saint but a evil from hell.
You take advantage of women and have no remorse like hell.
Now you create bunch of plague that practicing your doing like bunch of freaks. Yes! I can tell.
For you are the only one I knew that was the weirdo from childhood from your home of hell.
Do me a favor K*all yourself.
For you are not the future take your miserable btches with you as well.
You was hoping I become like you so you could hide your ugliness and identity.
Jesus Christ is a Capricorn as much as you, you should be on that cross crucified instead.
Take your thieves with you like they did to him.
Take your whres with you, they childmolesters that's trying to take adv of my son who just a boy calling him a men. Making him confused as hell.
I will continue to expose you and tell all can you tell.
For I'm am going to become the first single mother that's going to destroy you and your freaks for taking advantage of women. You to dumb to tell.
Do me a favor kill yourself. And take your malpractionerss with you as well.
Tick-tock.