Best Adv Poems

Therewithal, profluent life ettles it's while.
Thitherward, from Death's bleak campanile
Grim antiphonals serenade.

A capriccio, the slashing swipe of the reaper's scythe
 will serenade.
Stringent Death forthwith anoints the mithridate to
Life's cantankerous and rankling ado

Hither now come, anon recondite Azrael, neither protend
 nor annex this throttled contretemps.

The antiphonal...

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Boss 
- See this!
Illegal Alien
-Just a moment
That's fine! You made it?!
Boss
-That's AN ADDDDD
Illegal Alien
-give me just a second,
Boss
-Can You Guys See This-

ADV


(I wonder how many hours I have to put in for the add-Illegal Alien thinking- and then how many more to fill in the...

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Form: Acrostic
          D- emanding ( in a good way)
   amaz- I-ng 
               F- un
      ...

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D- emanding ( in a good way)
   amaz- I-ng 
               F- un
        great- F-ul
        ...

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I sent back the Bowflex I ordered back when it failed to come with the arrows.
Ever see "Smiling Bob " with the male "enhancement" adv?  What woman would 
make love to a cadavorous plastic smiling face like that?
I bought a giant "Universal Remote", cause...

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I’ve understood
This annoying lover lockdown won't let me leave free anymore
No, I don't know anything divine; no oracle I have
But I have to say goodbye to the lover of a joke called lockdown

From tomorrow I will go out in love
with my familiar city lanes, roads,...

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Dear father.

Do me a favor K*ll  yourself. 
You and your malpractioners are getting on my nerver what the hell.
You are not a saint but a evil from hell.
You take advantage of women and have no remorse like hell.
Now you create bunch of plague that...

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