Tiny Tad Of Tom's TidBits
I sent back the Bowflex I ordered back when it failed to come with the arrows.
Ever see "Smiling Bob " with the male "enhancement" adv? What woman would
make love to a cadavorous plastic smiling face like that?
I bought a giant "Universal Remote", cause I keep losing mine...It is the size of a
surfboard. Unfortunately it turns out it doesn't work in this universe.
I smeared "drawing salve" all over my hands when I wanted to try some
sketches. The pencil kept sliding out of my hand. Guess I'll go back to cooking.
I hired a girl to clean my house...she's been a no-show for 5 days. And now
she's asking for a raise, and health insurance.
Only a batchelor musician would have a kitchen with 2 electric pianos, one music
computer, two amps, and a giant console organ. No wonder I always order in. I
haven't seen my stove in months.
I asked my doctor how I was doing. He said, "Don't buy any green bananas."
PS- hope soon to get photos posted on line...first I gotta master the printer.
I ordered 4 Chinese food dishes specifying "No mushrooms!" I got 4 empty
containers for $22...including $2 extra for customizing!
I have a small religious plaque from my old home labelled "A House Blessing"
Somehow, up here, it transformed into "A House Messing".
I'm very kareful witch my speling.
Have a good one, folks.
Copyright © tom bell | Year Posted 2008
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