Tiny Tad of Tom's Tidbits

I sent back the Bowflex I ordered back when it failed to come with the arrows. Ever see "Smiling Bob " with the male "enhancement" adv? What woman would make love to a cadavorous plastic smiling face like that? I bought a giant "Universal Remote", cause I keep losing mine...It is the size of a surfboard. Unfortunately it turns out it doesn't work in this universe. I smeared "drawing salve" all over my hands when I wanted to try some sketches. The pencil kept sliding out of my hand. Guess I'll go back to cooking. I hired a girl to clean my house...she's been a no-show for 5 days. And now she's asking for a raise, and health insurance. Only a batchelor musician would have a kitchen with 2 electric pianos, one music computer, two amps, and a giant console organ. No wonder I always order in. I haven't seen my stove in months. I asked my doctor how I was doing. He said, "Don't buy any green bananas." PS- hope soon to get photos posted on line...first I gotta master the printer. I ordered 4 Chinese food dishes specifying "No mushrooms!" I got 4 empty containers for $22...including $2 extra for customizing! I have a small religious plaque from my old home labelled "A House Blessing" Somehow, up here, it transformed into "A House Messing". I'm very kareful witch my speling. Have a good one, folks.