Best Ads Poems

There's nothing like a TV ad.
A crass intrusion to a play,
It shreds my nerves and makes me mad.

And some of them are really bad
The products too – they'll make you pay;
There's nothing like a TV ad.

The use of animals is sad :
Chimps “talking”, drinking tea...

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Ego between stints -
narcissistic derelicts
scope the classifieds.
Vanity cracks masked mirrors -
Arrogance need not apply....

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Pill ads on TV are so very shrill

   They tend to make me nauseously ill

      First they tout their benefits

         Then warn you might hit the pits

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Single Jewish Blue Collar Worker--(33) Carpenter By Trade
Seeks roommates to share His Home
Race, religion, sex and age not important
Inquirers call--1-777-77J-ESUS...

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Look what you found in the classified ads,
while looking for that needle in a haystack
A Little Mermaid bassinet and baby stroller set
Puppies with adorable eyes, and vintage eight tracks ... 
obsolete technology from another time
Just about anything you could ever want,
in the classified ads you...

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Sometimes I write such rambling stuff
And feel I've written enough
But I've got to restrict my rhyme
For who has the time
In this abbreviated age
To  go beyond a page
To  listen or read
Someone else's seed
Of thought
Which got
Magnified
And died
As it rambled on
And was gone?

Note : ADS -Attention...

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Once upon a time not that long ago,
people used newspaper ads to find love;
they were very creative in their wording,
making themselves sound so dreamy. 

Now we have dating sites for that,
yes, on the internet love can be found;
it is "the last call for lonely hearts"...

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Idiotic Ads 
Idiotic Ads 
 
 
 
When the eye gets rich and famous and receives his next million dollars charlax 
the third will remove all the ads from the internet eye will pay everyone not to 
advertise them before Christmas time or after Christmas...

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Since people have been placing “favorite dish” poems here on display,
I have seen McDonald’s ads for oatmeal many times each day.
They pop up to the right of my screen quite frequently.
They have been practically the only advertisements I can see.
The company has been pushing oatmeal...

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I turn on my computer, 
It leads me far away.
To all the places I need to go, 
And some I wish to stay. 

The pictures on the sides, 
across, the bottom and the top…
They fill up the entire screen by any memes,
and, some I wish...

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I know they need commercials
To help pay their bills
But I get so tired
Of all the potions and pills

You can buy almost anything
With a credit card and phone
Just make the call and wait
They send it right to your home

You can get  diamond rings
Ladies shirts and...

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cuckoo for Coco Puffs
Plop plop fizz fizz
bibbity bobbity boo
See the USA in a Chevrolet
Winston tastes good
Like a
Knock Knock
cigarette should
I miss the fifties and sixties...

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Designer shoe ads
Magazine ridiculous
Overpriced items
Movie stars can afford them
Regular people cannot

Exorbitant price
Two thousand dollar blouses
Dresses? Do not ask
Money I will never have
Magazine ridiculous...

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Loud TV ads drive me insane!
They're drilling right into my brain! 
But, hey! This is cute;
There's a button called Mute!
-Do you get it or shall I explain?...

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Tracked as prey in this digital age,
Logging on and pounced upon every day,
Cookies anointed as algorithmic sage. 

Tired, exhausted, spending the wage,
No where to hide as they all say,
Tracked as prey in this digital age.

Trapped in this computerized cage,
Releasing steam, all the games I play,
Cookies...

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