Tv Ads

I know they need commercials
To help pay their bills
But I get so tired
Of all the potions and pills

You can buy almost anything
With a credit card and phone
Just make the call and wait
They send it right to your home

You can get  diamond rings
Ladies shirts and under things

You can get cowboy hats and boots
Kiddie cars with a horn that toots

You can get a Chinese kite
Stick up bulbs to give you light

You can get plants that bloom
And special sprays for any room

You can get gifts for the teen
Just find a video game he hasn't seen  (good luck on that one)

You can get cookies, or a cake
Pills to help you sleep, or stay awake

You can get floor cleaners and waxes
Advice books to help you do your taxes

You can get sttuff to remove your hair
From lip, leg, and... oops, don't go there

It's so easy now to shop
Without ever going to a store
I'm sure you could add to my list
With maybe a million more
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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