Best Actin Poems

This is a parody of "I can't Dance." by Genesis.


Metaphor junkies
spewing their dung
actin all holy
like they've written in tounges...

Can anybody
interpret that (Bleep)
explain the poems meaning
with...

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Hey DADDY run as-fast-as-you can
You oughta-see-my-mama-oh-man
She dancin to a radio show
And bein kinda naughty-you-know

Never seen her actin this-way-before
Look she shufflin out-all-over-the-floor
It's a song that I...

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You've seen me by a million names,
You've read all about my pain,
but do you understand me? Do you know who I really am?

My head is...

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Yo Lauren,

From faith, to fugees, to fantastic lyrics against abortion and the senseless
extermination of black babies under the guise of family values making slave prisons...

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20:53] scorpiosquizzy14: iight hold on
[20:54] scorpiosquizzy14: two kids dat go to a drama high skoo
actin a fool tryna keep it cool
kisses and hugs in the...

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Listen....
Let me tell you a secret peep it
poetry is an art form, so intriguing.
Whether you're in solitude
or on stage speaking not speechless.
Poetic speeches teach the...

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Broken and Trippin

________________________



Why you be Trippin,

thought you were my homie

but I guess as it turns out

you just a phony.





Why ya be crying,

actin a fool

tryna be...

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BOOM BOOM
give me some room
can't f***g breath
with all these gunpowder fumes
guns blastin off
like my mouth poppin to
shut the f*** up up b****
I wasn't talkin bout...

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Ladies run for life 
see there's an 
outbreak like the 
flick, instead of 
coughs and 
monkeys there's 
outrageous 
flakyness,

that's brewed in 
towns amidst and 
all...

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I’ve been thinking about you.
 You know know know
 Im hitting my all time low low low
 Wonder how you’re dojng
 Here there’s no point...

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Dem Trini's is something esle
Ma still love dem
Proud to be one 
Some thing we doo just kills me
Allyuh see something 
allyuh want it
When yuh wake...

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Never bite the hand that 
feeds you.
Be careful not to burn bridges 
you need to
cross again.  
Let’s not pretend 
you’re not the issue
when 
it’s...

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You all seem a bit bias and foolish in what you say
a true rapper dream is to change da worlds ways
You may consider this talent...

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Dang, chick, what happened?
Why you lookin and actin
Like a hoe?
No homo.
But I know so
That it ain't supposed to
Look like you're after
Ballers and rappers.
Chasing dollar signs...

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[Intro]
Capricorn Capicorn Capricorn, Aquarius Aquarius Aquarius, Pi-ces, Aries Aries 
Aries, Taurus Taurus Taurus, Gem-i-ni, Cancer Cancer Cancer, Leo Leo Leo, Vir-
go, Libra Libra Libra, Scorpio...

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