Bellybutton Poems - Poems about Bellybutton

...Ever try eating a Soft Taco Supreme And not appear like a glutton With stuff squirting out all over yourself Down to your old bellybutton It's all about this amazing experience Wouldn'......Read the rest...

...“Let’s unite the world! “ The exuberant pretty teenager yelled. She was shaking a yellow sign in the street. She had torn jeans. A plethora of tattoos snaked up her arm, and her bellybutton showed.......Read the rest...

...Santa went out last night dressed as mutton. Partied too much; was a real butt on. Woke with aching hangover. Mrs. Santa, boil-over, Threaten to punch in his bellybutton. You need to deliver......Read the rest...

...My “big word” quota has been reached Can only use little words like “pee” or “beep” Quite a restriction Can't use “bellybutton” Or others like “parrakeet” or “chickenfeed”......Read the rest...

...i took today because it was for the taking off of work then realizing this is ex actly how i'll be acting when i retire for i will wake when i want and will wait for her b......Read the rest...

...her brown skinned body laying atop a table top covered by a white table cloth but she is naked yet dressed as a buffet with delights to eat placed like plates for to be self served my......Read the rest...

...i think i saw what i think i'd seen three wise men with no clue for they followed a star but the star was seen in the puddle of a tear in a shallow bellybutton run down from the high ......Read the rest...

...perhaps picking too much it seems my bellybutton wants to untie itself from the in side out but i socially have always been an outy not in with the in crowd though i have an inny now too par......Read the rest...

...as a child i truly was curious and always did pick things from out my bellybutton then it was the usual not so much such things as sunflower seeds or the occasional blueberry but ......Read the rest...

...i pressed your bellybutton like a door bell ringing a tickling feeling running throughout your very being releasing spring loaded laughter in the form of seeds to be planted to ......Read the rest...

...wanting to title this as . but certain soup rule "characters", butt certainly not caricatures, are not allowed no matter how proud the poem speaks but not ever never sexually i c......Read the rest...

...after months many moons taking to my hairbrush pulling out the hair that my brush had pulled out from my head and beard but what to do with it as it seems a waste to throw away s......Read the rest...

...i'm not a flat earther in fact a fat circumfermenser so knowing that i try to look at my toes but by gosh by golly i see my belly then also taking in how hairy i am a sinking ......Read the rest...

...lets double check our gear heavy duty helmet topped with a light an underneath chin strap as well as a body harness check at least fifty yards of rope with ten pitons each and as m......Read the rest...

...THE IRISH INVENTED EVERYTHING Ireland invented everything; I think it’s fair to say From the automatic office door, to the LED display We put the first man on the moon, conceived the mobile phon......Read the rest...