Jingle Bell Rock Parody
...Single cell, single cell, single cell lock
Single cells king and single cells bring
Throwin' and blowin' few pushers of some
Now the single chop has begun
Single cell, single cell, si...
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Categories:
beefed, allusion, america, analogy, appreciation,
Form: Lyric
Joy Ride
...I’ve great advice for all of you
who’d love to have your huge bovine
ride shotgun with you through the town
so wild and free and feelin’ fine.
Those old Crown Vics have lots of room.
Go get yo...
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Categories:
beefed, animal, car, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Friday May 13th 2022
...Friday May 13th, 2022
An excerpt taken from a lengthy tome,
written courtesy a favorite poet of mine.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia struck within a blink,
I swear yours truly never took a drink,
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Categories:
beefed, atheist, dark, destiny, gothic,
Form: Free verse
The Man Who Never Succumbed
...In a full glare of mishaps,
Weariness that has engulfed in a close weight,
Worries which have encompassed in a high gear,
Hitches with fears in tolls,
Pressures mounted in a great capacity,
Trou...
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Categories:
beefed, depression, emotions, encouraging, inspiration,
Form: Free verse
Truck Stop Time
...Truck Stop Time
The frozen wind cracks its whip
And slits my darkened lips
One on top of the other, dry.
The warm blood hardens scabs crusty on my
Four o’clock shadow
Four o’clock a week ago...
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Categories:
beefed, drink, loneliness,
Form: Free verse
Bovine Spirits of a Baked Land
...I know you hate a slaughterhouse
I know what you eat with slit tongues
I know what lures your sly saliva
I know what bites your bile and bovine
I know what irks your intimate ingest
I ...
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Categories:
beefed, allegory, city, conflict, corruption,
Form: Free verse
Why Skateboarding Is Illegal
...a few years ago
i was walking from my car
to my apartment.
around the corner, i heard a skateboard
and sure enough, skateboy mcf*ckenstein
comes plowing around the corne...
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Categories:
beefed, mythology,
Form: Free verse
An Athirst Quest
...In search of a day to search for serenity
Against this abased society,
A quest stays on for a time
To outcry against the wind of a warfare eternity.
Out against the winds of tormented sunshin...
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Categories:
beefed, hope, life, people, socialday,
Form: Rhyme Royal