Aint Bout Nothing
...Wagyner: the Greatest Bull of all time!
I herd him speak these words,
these clearest of defintions
this bull was meant to salvage
this Ranchers reputation
and to increase the valaue of his
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Categories:
beef cattle, analogy, character, creation, engagement,
Form: Ballade
The Clearing
...Hopping, jumping, running…
threatened species fearfully seeking shelter
in native woodland and scrub
Evacuating the hectares of the clearing
Whilst a petrified baby koala clings to his mother ti...
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Categories:
beef cattle, animal, children, earth, tree,
Form: Free verse
Locomotive West
...Straight moves the locomotive train miles
Traveling over desert flatland forging ahead,
Coal steam engine Number 9 chug, chug, chug,
Sound waves rolls through, satisfying sensation is said.
Locom...
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Categories:
beef cattle, america, family, heaven, horse,
Form: Rhyme
A Vegetarian
...As a vegetarian, you'll be safe from beef cattle
Rather than attack, they'll ask for a game of Scrabble
Charming as that is
Don't trust their antics
They'll moo you till you tear up then ...
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Categories:
beef cattle, blessing,
Form: Limerick
Beef Republic
...the republic rears beef cattle
feeds so well dairy ones
and calves are so fat
slaughters them often
but does not sell
does not eat any
does not export anyway
buries carcasses
in hot refriger...
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Categories:
beef cattle, nonsense, satire,
Form: Free verse
Banana Cream Pie
...Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel
My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle
I could eat like a fly
Forego all that pie
And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle
© Ja...
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Categories:
beef cattle, humor,
Form: Limerick