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Funny Beauty Poems

These Funny Beauty poems are examples of Beauty poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Beauty Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Gurls Are Different From Boys
I've said it once
And I will say it again
That girls have always been a mystery
They are like buses
That won't come
Then suddenly you get three

They look...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, beauty, confusion, desire,



Premium Member Is it the weather for it?
The camelia is out
So I pity it...
That bloom won't last the day
There will be hundreds more attempts
Perhaps one will hit the kind of weather it...

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Categories: beauty,

Premium Member Sipping Coffee
I am the coffee cup,  
holding the coffee which is God.  
He fills me with sweetness and warmth,  
so others can enjoy...

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Categories: beauty, drink, god, heart,

Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...

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Categories: absence, beauty, funny, hair,

Hitler, the artist
Hitler, the artist

It is Christmas Eve, and the TV has nothing to offer
but sentimental tunes and the endless stories of how
a rich man became nice...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, beauty, best friend,



FIVE HAIKU
1

sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how

2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity

3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage

4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face

5
she wrings her...

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Categories: beauty, nature, relationship, vanity,

When Undies Go
Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Categories: beauty, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny

Premium Member Books and Tea
Shelves filled with all kinds of books,
will take a plain wall and make it pretty,
this makes real beauty for you and I.


Maybe some hot rose...

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Categories: beauty, books, drink, fun,

Premium Member Perfection
when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines...

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Categories: beauty, animal, bird, color, creation,

Now Is Lit
Tonight 

I rediscovered 

Boulevard of Broken 

Dreams on a jaunt through 

Glasgow’s October-lit streets. Rain 

drippin’ off chin. Momentarily wishing 

I was more like I...

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Categories: beauty, change, introspection, memory, spoken

Lady Sugarton
What comes of Lady Sugarton  
                  ...

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Categories: beauty, body, character, clothes,

Fox Cubs and Foxgloves
Mother was away, plucking hens
So I got my mead, in the special hip flask
Sat by the fence, just by the green
Time slipped along, Ken joined...

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Categories: beauty, drink, friendship, funny,

Premium Member All a Man Really Wants, Is a Girl Who Looks Good In a Bikini
ALL A MAN REALLY WANTS, IS A GIRL WHO LOOKS
GOOD IN A BIKINI


“All a man really want’s,” really?
Don’t you get me going.
I haven’t been the...

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Categories: beauty, funny, imagination, romantic,

Premium Member Colorful
Quote By Poet: "God's pretty colors paint a pretty day for us to enjoy."

God paints butterflies
magical colors to see
dancing on flowers.

God paints all flowers
from His...

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Categories: animal, beauty, butterfly, flower,

Premium Member Angelic
"We can all be an angel to someone." By Poet

I can still remember,
the days of years gone by.
We were so young and carefree,
time did not...

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Categories: angel, beauty, life, love,