Funny Bear Poems

There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
     When the big bear stood tall
...

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Walking in the wilderness 
I ran into a bear
He had yellow eyes
And purple hair

He was in front of his house
Living by a lake
He was standing...

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There once lived a huge, black bear named quiet
In the forest, he ate a bland diet
Never one to roar
He was such a bore
‘Til gobbling a...

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teddy bear picnic was in full swing this warm afternoon
six fluffy buddy bears were lively, funny, fully in tune.
laughter ringing around the meadow was crazy...

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Frisky frog forgot to bathe
So off he went, to the creek
Alone in the water, he decided
He’d be so clean, he’d squeak

Silly squirrel, scattered his nuts
Along...

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We have a pool
And side by side
Slack on rules
This mama’s tried

To help her boy
Have all the friends
The coolest toys
And hottest trends

But he’s left out
He’s ostracized...

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big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers   




Date Written: 4/12/2022

3 Place 

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Many said that Buster could not be tamed or trusted.
They are the doubters, the naysayers, the negative nettles.
They were fearful of the bear; they let...

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Gummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!...

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Life is filled with questions,                                          ...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy, was he!

But...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a ducky
(warm underwater-- how lucky!)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a gerbil
(naturally,...

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‘Without the claws,
Without the snarls and groans and growls,
Without the massive weigh differential…’
“Come here little teddy bear
Come here and give me a little hug”



7/19/21
Written words...

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My best friend my Teddy Bear Cuz,                  ...

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He was the kind of guy who overreacted
Frenzied over nothing, played devil’s advocate
And revved up every meeting by poking the bear.

Other employees either loved or...

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Bear and me,                      ...

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