Bauer Poems - Poems about Bauer

Got to see a gift today A gift I got from God I came across some 3D glasses And thought it very odd I put the glasses beside me And wonder what they’d bring The next thing I noticed Was the date on them Oct; 14 23 Tomorrow I took the glasses home And thought what a wonderful thing I could see the eclips with this...

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The new poems list I must scour For poetry by Ilene Bauer The flow of each line Is simply divine Her witty words I just devour N B To the British ear the Name Ilene Bauer uses 4 syllables I-Lene Bau-er Paean On Poets Poetry Contest Sponsored by Margarita Lillico 03/22/22...

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Although she is still in her prime Ilene always writes a good rhyme Despite her muse Wanting to choose, "I'm Cliff; please drop over some time!"...

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“In the Kitchen Cabinets” he’s looking “Linzer Tart”her hubby will be cooking "Eighty-Eight Pounds of Plastic” “Noodle pudding” fantastic “Eating Al Fresco” Ilene’s now booking “Before the sun” sets they sit down to eat “A dozen ducklings” arrive off the street “Unwanted company” brood “Easy Pickings” for free food “Recipes of old” they cannot be beat! All the words in bold are title’s of...

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Ilene will go the extra mile And do it with a charming smile Climbing the walls Can lead to falls But bouncing back is Ilene's style!...

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Ten years of work got me a coat Eddie Bauer's name on it was the style With hand out, I'd say Bauer, Eddie Bauer Glad to meet you! Then I would smile. Then one day a fellow asked me, "Eddie Bauer with a clothes line is you?" I said, "Well, believe it or not," "Out in my backyard, I have two!"...

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BEARDED LADY Sue woke and looked terribly weird She’d sprouted a black bushy beard To get rid of this look Should she wax or just pluck Would the re-growth be worse than feared? Sue tweeted her best friend called Mary (Sue knew that HER nipples were hairy) She said try using Veet It is very discrete … and the re growth isn’t...

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Got a notice in the mail That made my blood run sour, Announcing “City of New York Versus Ilene Bauer.” Inside the envelope there was A 50 dollar fine With photos of a car attached Whose license plate was mine. It seems our speed was 36 But we were near a school So 25 is what’s allowed; My husband broke the rule. Oh yes – although my...

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