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City of New York Vs Ilene Bauer

Got a notice in the mail That made my blood run sour, Announcing “City of New York Versus Ilene Bauer.” Inside the envelope there was A 50 dollar fine With photos of a car attached Whose license plate was mine. It seems our speed was 36 But we were near a school So 25 is what’s allowed; My husband broke the rule. Oh yes – although my name appeared, He was behind the wheel. The registration lists just me, So this is how I feel… Annoyed to get a ticket when We didn’t have a clue That a camera on a pole replaced What policemen used to do. My vexation, though, is also ‘cause The ticket bears my name For the City of New York assumes That I’m the one to blame!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 3/23/2016 9:44:00 PM
Oh dear! Something like this happened to me years ago. On a trip to Florida, I stopped at a motel in N. Carolina. During the name someone stole my license plate. I didn't realize it until I got home and had a letter to appear in court for illegally parking on a street! The red tape was such that I paid the fine. Sorry to hear about your predicament, however. / M
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Date: 3/23/2016 6:34:00 PM
At least you have this fine rhyme to show for the injustice.
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Date: 3/23/2016 6:11:00 PM
You have my sympathy Ilene....I have been in a similar situation in the past, and unfortunately there is little to be done. One of life's (many) minor injustices....although it would be nice if the system would allow your husband to "'fess up" and at least get your name off the record (a doubtful outcome, but certainly one that would be preferred.)
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Date: 3/23/2016 6:11:00 PM
It is all about revenue nowadays Ilene. Luckily it was only 50 not a turn on red for 100.
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Date: 3/23/2016 6:03:00 PM
Oh Ilene the fact your hubby was driving yet you get the fine must be so galling - we don't have fixed speed camera just policemen with their 'hairdryers' lol:-( hugs jan xx7
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