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Basset Poems - Poems about Basset

Premium Member My Basset Ran Off with My Essay
My basset puppy ran off with my essay She even stole my mail She cleaned out all the fridge and wagged her funny tail She went through all my papers and threw them on the floor Oh that crazy basset She almost broke the door I did not stop her I wanted to find out more And that is when I realized Her tongue could clean...

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Categories: basset, animal, cheer up, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The Basset Hound
Is it sorrow in canine disguise? Is it pity empathic and wise? Or is it not either Nor sympathy neither But hunger we see in its eyes?...

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Categories: basset, animal, dog, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Satisfied With Her Basset Hound
ig goofy basset hound, Brethren B. Bibble Butt was fun. He liked living with Charmaine, she was as bright as the sun. She kept her personality under wraps, preferred to read and sit. Brethren B. Bibble Butt liked her lively funny enthusiastic whit. We do not need any other two-legged, he told her in his way. She liked the way...

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Categories: basset, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Basset Hound Mayor
The most corrupt official around was replaced by a young basset hound Now mayor of Butte he's tough and he's cute barking decisions both honest and sound...

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Categories: basset, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Basset Hound Mayor
The most corrupt official around was replaced by a young basset hound ...

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Categories: basset, dog, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Channel Surfing Hound
A discerningly keen basset hound Watches TV when no...

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Categories: basset, dog, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Basset Hound Forgets
Basset Hound had a gift to deliver, but he forgot to whom. He had reminded himself by remembering to say witch’s broom. Was it Witch Hazel? Asked his mother, trying to help. He thought it was another, possibly the northern elk. But why would he give him a gift? They did not get along. Would it help you to sing...

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Categories: basset, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member More Than a Basset
Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank They make me squiggly to be perfectly frank Love their assets More than my basset Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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Categories: basset, lust,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member More Than My Basset
Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank They make me all squiggly to be perfectly frank Love their assets More than my basset Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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Categories: basset, pets,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member More Than My Basset
Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank They make me all squiggly to be perfectly frank Love their assets More than my basset Wish one would give my dear parts a yank...

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Categories: basset, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bailey the Whining Basset Hound
A dog named Bailey Is a basset hound She would eat all day If it could be done She always wants food Her stomach is never full At night when tired Her bed is made up In the laundry room a gate to block the door the whines to what seems Like hours on end Whines so loudly That seems like hours Only ten minutes Until it all ends...

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Categories: basset, cry, dog,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Janice's Basset Hound
Janice's Basset Hound This dog is so quiet Bella never barkseats With her big brown eyes She will stare at you If you say a treat She gets excited Then eats it quickly When she wants to sit Upon the love seat She will stare at you Till you notice her Taping the cushion She will quickly jump Settle down...

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Categories: basset, dog, happy, sleep,
Form: Verse
Premium Member More Than My Basset
Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank They make me squiggly to be perfectly frank Love their assets More than my basset Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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Categories: basset, fun,
Form: Limerick
Lost and Found Basset Hound
Fuzzy and I driving along Going to Ricky’s to eat He had to swerve his truck to miss A Basset Hound in the street Fuzzy! Stop the truck, let’s go back And check out that Basset Hound By God, that’s got to be “Shorty” It Ricky’s dog we have found I don’t think he knows where he is His home is three miles from...

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Categories: basset, animals, dog, dog,
Form: Quatrain
The Basset Hound
“Who’s the boss ?” I heard her say. ME, I tell her every day! I let you know by my stare when you force me off the chair. You leave the room to get a drink, I’ll have that chair again - I think. You come back in and spoil my fun. I have to sit on the other one. “Get off!” You’re...

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Categories: basset, petsme, me,
Form: I do not know?

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