Best Basset Poems

“Who’s the boss ?” I heard her say.
ME, I tell her every day!
I let you know by my stare
when you force me off the chair.
You leave the room to get a drink,
I’ll have that chair again - I think.
You come back in and spoil my...

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A dog named Bailey
Is a basset hound
She would eat all day
If it could be done

She always wants food
Her stomach is never full
At night when tired 
Her bed is made up

In the laundry room
a gate to block the door
the whines to what seems
Like hours on end

Whines...

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Is it sorrow in canine disguise?  
Is it pity empathic and wise?
Or is it not either 
Nor sympathy neither
But hunger we see in its eyes?...

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Fuzzy and I driving along
Going to Ricky’s to eat
He had to swerve his truck to miss
A Basset Hound in the street

Fuzzy! Stop the truck, let’s go back
And check out that Basset Hound
By God, that’s got to be “Shorty”
It Ricky’s dog we have found

I don’t think...

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Janice's Basset Hound
This dog is so quiet
Bella never barkseats
With her big brown 
    eyes
She will stare at you
If you say a treat
She gets excited
Then eats it quickly
When she wants to 
     sit
Upon the love seat
She will stare at...

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The most corrupt official around
was replaced by a young basset hound
Now mayor of Butte
he's tough and he's cute
barking decisions both honest and sound...

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Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank
They make me squiggly to be perfectly frank
Love their assets
More than my basset
Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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The most corrupt official around
                      was replaced by a young basset hound
            ...

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Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank
They make me all squiggly to be perfectly frank
Love their assets
More than my basset
Wish one would give my dear parts a yank...

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Basset Hound had a gift to deliver, but he forgot to whom.
He had reminded himself by remembering to say witch’s broom.
Was it Witch Hazel? Asked his mother, trying to help.
He thought it was another, possibly the northern elk.

But why would he give him a gift?...

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My basset puppy ran off with my essay
She even stole my mail
She cleaned out all the fridge
and wagged her funny tail

She went through all my papers
and threw them on the floor
Oh that crazy basset
She almost broke the door

I did not stop her
I wanted to find...

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ig goofy basset hound, Brethren B. Bibble Butt was fun.
He liked living with Charmaine, she was as bright as the sun.
She kept her personality under wraps, preferred to read and sit.
Brethren B. Bibble Butt liked her lively funny enthusiastic whit.

We do not need any other...

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Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank
They make me all squiggly to be perfectly frank
Love their assets
More than my basset
Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank
They make me squiggly to be perfectly frank
Love their assets
More than my basset
Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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A discerningly keen basset hound

                     Watches              TV     ...

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