The President just stopped for gas
Deep in the heart of Breakwind Pass
The booming echo
Sent GEICO's gecko
California to Maine First Class
Categories:
banger, wind,
Form: Limerick
Eating to satiate hunger
Half a meal filling no belly banger
Categories:
banger, character, imagination,
Form: Free verse
A woodpecker, banging its head on the bark of oak tree as it feeds
Date written and posted: 06/23/2018
Categories:
banger, bird, nature, tree,
Form: Monoku
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Categories:
banger, bangla,
Form: Prose Poetry
Walked into a ruddy stop sign today
Damn thing's been there for eons
Concentration lately is all shot to hell
It's the looney bin for me e'er long
They'll lock me up this time for good
Probably it's best that they do
Before I do some irreparable damage
And I wind up royally screwed
Thought I had things under control
Wear underwear most every day
But at times I'm known to wander off
Police bring me back when I stray
Bumping into things ain't a good sign
Quite famous all over the town
Forgetting to zip up after having a pee
Or even forgetting to zip down
So sad an ending to a productive life
Babbling to myself as I drool
But the friends I talk to inside my head
Understand me and think I'm cool!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
banger, age,
Form: Rhyme
Walked into a ruddy stop sign today
Damn thing's been there for eons
Concentration lately is all shot to hell
It's the looney bin for me e'er long
They'll lock me up this time for good
Probably it's best that they do
Before I do some irreparable damage
And I wind up royally screwed
Thought I had things under control
Wear underwear most every day
But at times I'm known to wander off
Police bring me back when I stray
Bumping into things ain't a good sign
Quite famous all over the town
Forgetting to zip up after having a pee
Or even forgetting to zip down
So sad an ending to a productive life
Babbling to myself as I drool
But the friends I talk to inside my head
Understand me and think I'm cool!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Categories:
banger, humorous, me, me,
Form: Quatrain
we love to stump
jump and booty hump
our sound
is surround get down
some or funky soul
but gold singer
we are
DISCO BANGER
Categories:
banger, adventure, art,
Form: Light Verse
My first car was green , red and black .
Part Nissan , Jeep and Cadillac .
When you pulled out the choke
The boot filled with smoke
Flames farting straight out the back .
I called it my old Batmobile
Made of plastic , old planks and steel .
It was loved by weird gooks
And Hazardy Dukes
But with Babes , had little appeal .
For Chantelle's "Gas" contest ..
Categories:
banger, car, funny, old,
Form: Limerick