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Ballcock Poems - Poems about Ballcock


Dating 4 Fun
...Hey everybody it's Saturday Night And I am free and single And what that means is It's time to gather the boy's And head downtown In search of a crowded dancefloor Full of fever hottie's......

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Categories: ballcock, sad,
Form: Free verse
Two's Company
...Here lies Fred the plumber whose ballcock Sue's hubby had broke Fred was visiting Sue, whom everyone knew really fancied the bloke Unbeknown to the pair, hubby was there and on seeing them started ......

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Categories: ballcock, death, desire, humorous,
Form: Epitaph



Potty Mouth
...my ballcock floats in the tank in the back of my mind......

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Categories: ballcock, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member He Knows How To Fix Ladies Plumbing
...When shopping I espied my plumber I’d dallied with him in the summer We’d meet round the block I’ve seen his ballcock He ditched me, I couldn’t be glummer He’s laying pipe with my......

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Categories: ballcock, humorous, jobs, lust,
Form: Limerick

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