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Two's Company

Here lies Fred the plumber whose ballcock Sue's hubby had broke Fred was visiting Sue, whom everyone knew really fancied the bloke Unbeknown to the pair, hubby was there and on seeing them started to choke But not before breaking Fred’s ballcock did hubby drop dead with a stroke Written 11th April 2019 Contest Name: An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Sponsor: Jesse Rowe

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/27/2019 2:37:00 AM

Oh, my, I am too YOUNG to read this one, Ann!

Jan Allison

Date: 4/18/2019 11:24:00 AM

So so funny Ann thanks for the giggle love the innuendo here lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour
Date: 4/18/2019 3:31:00 PM

I am so glad it made you giggle Jan, although it may be too long for an epitaph, but we shall see... kindest thoughts Ann xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 4/14/2019 8:13:00 AM

Hilarious Epitaph dearest, Ann. I think we all should start writing such epitaphs so as to turn death into an... enjoying experience!! Excellently done!

Ann Gilmour
Date: 4/16/2019 3:32:00 PM

Haha... yes Demetrios that sounds like so much fun! Thank you for you kind comment dear Demetrios, I truly appreciate it. With kindest thoughts Ann xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/12/2019 5:51:00 PM

oh my you got the whole situation of his death onto that epitaph. An imaginative humor you have, dear Ann. Also came to say thanks for your kind words at the blog Carolyn did about me. See you later, gator.

Ann Gilmour
Date: 4/13/2019 6:37:00 AM

In a while crocodile... Have the most amazing time dear Andrea and enjoy every moment! Kindest thoughts Ann xx