Avoirdupois Poems - Poems about Avoirdupois

...Many British thermal units* later Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer, (a married heterosexual doofus, – whose alter egos named and highlighted courtesy Gallant and Goofus) attones ......

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...Awaiting a growth spurt that never happened When a boy, I wanted to be as tall as my father (he passed away October seventh two thousand and twenty linkedin to congestive heart failure), who ......

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...Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui Ah...a flood of memories wash over this anointed Goatama Boo Da, whose respected G.O.A.T status among generic green acres, which swathe......

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...EPITAPH for ALPHONSE Neath this stone lies Alphonse Dubois Funambulist of Avoirdupois Might have lived a bit longer Had the rope been stronger 19 April 2019......

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...Avoirdupois The endomorph enjoys our affection as the comic figure of tradition. Friar Tuck, Falstaff, and Old Toby recall rotund revels and ribaldry. Devils are always portrayed as thin. the......

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...Whatsoever Things Terracotta pots of lacey leaves embrace the morn, As clustered clouds release their avoirdupois, To love the earth with lush summer green And months of perfume of color drench......

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...Poured from purloined bottles of poison, Whose drip is but a crimson crash, Of whisky washing my lips which moisten, With a humid dew of drowning cash. From the pocket pours the absinthe green;......

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...I gave up breakfast Not because I needed To lose girth Nor any extra Avoirdupois Nor because the time wasted In feeding Could have been better Used To solve the problems of the Universe Not becaus......

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...The mountain falls into a blur A swirling vortex of nothing A carpet lapped up into green A tiny globe of jungle asphyxiated. There lurks a mirage cloaked in cellophane Where they speak with t......

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